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Joined April 2016
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BILLS WIN!!!!!!!! @MandT_Bank | #LACvsBUF
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I am so down
Hear me out, a Pringle’s can but they pop out like a pez dispenser.
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I know it’s listening to me, I just want to know how much it watches me.
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You stole my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about it
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Hear me out, a Pringle’s can but they pop out like a pez dispenser.
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*DM's myself **Flags it as abusive
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I made an onlyfans months ago. I remain my only fan.
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We're sorry. The Void is currently undergoing routine repairs. Please scream again later
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If a woman puts her hair in a bun you're either in for long night of passion or getting your ass kicked
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I have 6 big bottles of Siracha and nothing else, hell yeah I’m a prepper
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I’m still waiting for life to get to the “merrily, merrily, merrily” part.
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bitch i know you feel me tryna manifest you
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The whitest thing I’ve ever done is buy salsa from CVS.
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Silent car rides, or as I call them “Psychosis Cruises”
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my boobs are just low enough for you to know they’re not AI
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Tic Tac Toe, except it’s just me trying to leave the toe attached to the rest of the evidence
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if bagels can have everything so can i
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The most ironic thing I own is a “Welcome” mat.
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Prithee, wouldst thou likest to hornswoggle in this boondoggle?
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I would have never even tried to rob that lady if I knew she was so fast in that wheelchair.
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