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terminally ill suburban legend and minor local celebrity. failing to meet expectations since 1975.

Joined August 2012
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I’mma haunt the shit out of a couple of y’all.
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This is a trap. Nothing in Hillsboro is rainbow worthy
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The hell you say!?
BREAKING: new study says 50 years of tax cuts for the rich failed to trickle down
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My should just popped so many times I’m surprised it didn’t have to pause to reload.
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It supposed to say “shoulder” but whatever
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I can do this neat trick where I stand up too fast and my vision goes kaleidoscope and my fingers turn purple.
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Oh you don’t like Rainier? 🖕🏻🙄🖕🏻
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Fuck Israel with a bent rubber dick.
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Bathed and groomed. Pls clp
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Hello friends.
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Almost died walking upstairs to bed. How are you?
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Doing an outside
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Me, mental health counseling? In 15 minutes? Nah… Oh wait, yes. Me. In 15 minutes. 😬
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