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BREAKING: President Trump calls for New Mexico to immediately be renamed to “New America.”
Elon: "We just demoed a gravity deying car"
The Market Today: "Thats cute, but look at the free cash flow on companies that sell cars with four wheels on the ground" 😄
$TSLA
By fall 1983, Peter Lynch held 900 stocks at Magellan (later expanding to 1,400).
And I thought holding 40+ positions was pushing it :)
Replying to @enriqueabeyta
Yes, Buffett wrote about it his 1999 forbes article
berkshirehathaway.com/1999ar…
Replying to @NGurushina
Will move with crude prices, fundamentals are rather strong otherwise. What am I missing?
🤖 Made with AI
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BREAKING: President Trump says Russia’s President Putin has agreed to deliver 3 million tons of diesel fuel to the US.
Replying to @PonziChaser
Right, and not unreasonable to account for it given the $.10c/qtr shortfall to div payout. On the other hand this a very savvy management, has $1B extra cash/liquidity, never skipped div. But can't rule out if they are not able to workout some of the bad loans in few months. It's a best of breed lender in my view, but macro/rates has to stabilize at some point.
Very good history lesson. Paraphrasing the last line "The nation that control the gold controls the future" ... Trump basically called it 😄
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Replying to @Tortoisehead
Just elated that someone even read it ... partly. It a one year view on yields and company execution, not betting the farm. 🤞
Long $CANE
The Q3 2026 letter is out. DM if you would like a copy.
While the headline index ground out a modest gain this quarter, the reality underneath was a "stealth bear market" marked by 5%+ Treasury yields, $100 oil, and historically poor market breadth.
In the letter, I detail how our opportunistic, multi-asset framework allowed us to navigate this narrow breadth as well as thoughts on two new positions.
Sharpe Ratio
Since July 2022: 1.37
YTD 2026: 1.01
Q2 2026 Investor Letter is out. DM if you would like a copy.
This past quarter felt a lot like running on a treadmill: plenty of activity, but we didn't actually go anywhere. Domestic indices were driven by an extremely narrow focus on AI and semiconductor names, largely at the expense of the rest of the economy.
However, with the Iran conflict moving to the backburner (notwithstanding the recent headlines) and oil prices cooling from their highs, I expect this extreme market concentration to finally break. As market breadth begins to widen, it creates a highly constructive environment for our multi-asset portfolio going forward.
YTD Sharpe Ratio: 1.20; since July 2022 Sharpe: 1.42
Claudification @agnostoxxx
I JUST GAVE AI $10,000 OF MY REAL MONEY TO INVEST IN THE STOCK MARKET
I told my AI Agent to beat the stock market over the long term and don't get me a huge tax bill doing it
This is what the AI bought for me:
$1,470.88 of Nvidia $NVDA
$1,176.58 of Taiwan Semiconductor $TSM
$1,176.56 of Amazon $AMZN
$1,176.54 of Microsoft $MSFT
$981.36 of Eli Lilly $LLY
$980.64 of Broadcom $AVGO
$783.23 of Google $GOOGL
$30.65 of Google $GOOGL
$24.69 of Visa $V
$24.69 of Eaton $ETN
$24.68 of Intuitive Surgical $ISRG
$2,100 of available cash
I will keep you all updated going forward on how this goes 🫡
A contrarian pick, for AI-like return in real estate. $STWD (Starwood Property Trust) has an asymmetric setup for a possible ~50% total return over the next 12 months
If Treasury yields peaks and then declines back within the next year, then a combination of the current 13.3% div yield + rerating back to above its undepreciated book value ($19/share) results in close to 50% return for this best of breed lender.
True Multi-Cylinder Engine: Unlike pure-play lenders exposed to a single-sector, $STWD operates across commercial lending, infrastructure, and owned real estate.
Built-in Counter-Cyclical Hedge: Its Special Servicing and Investing arm actually benefits when market volatility rises, collecting servicing fees that insulate cash flows when traditional credit tightens.
Office Risk Is Overblown: U.S. office makes up less than 8% of its total asset base, with the balance anchored in residential, industrial, and essential infrastructure.
Unmatched Dividend Track Record: Management has maintained its quarterly dividend for over 17 yrs without a single cut through multiple rate cycles.
Collecting a 13.3% cash yield while waiting for a yield-driven rerating could deliver an equity-like upside with institutional downside protection.
Replying to @mintzmyer
But let's call South Koreans the degenerate gamblers 🤷
Replying to @carlquintanilla @3F_Research
What the post is implying seems quite misleading.
Software companies revenue has been growing at a very good clip for a long time (high double digit), and since 2023 they haven't grown their employee count that much (vs prior period). When one looks at the cagr growth it's not that crazy when you take those two aspects in account.
Unless AI is driving all the top line growth, which is not yet the case. It has been a stronger economy, increasing cloud computing adoption and higher nominal growth from inflation at play that can explain the chart more than "AI is impacting real economy" in my view
B-A-N-A-N-A-S .... Republic
Trump: "Only I can make this promise to you: If the Republicans win the House and Senate, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000"
Banana Republic
*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaoneSep 7Europe
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HUNTER BIDEN TO LAUNCH $LAPTOP MEME COIN, SOURCES SAY -- WSJ
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