The Mullet Cop Patrolling X | Serving Justice In Our High-Stakes Idle Mall Simulator | https://xitter.cf/t.co/qOphjBdX59
The Mall
Joined April 2025
- Tweets863
- Following69
- Followers76.6K
- Likes3.4K
season 0 was a rush
fred needs a minute
mega-mall 4472-158 reopens next season
bring your cassettes
see you there
mega-mall 4472-158 never closes, but season 0 does
snapshot taken, future uprising event rewards incoming
upgrades underway
game going offline until next season
thanks to those who gave feedback, joined game nights, and tamed the chaos
🤖 Made with AI
hold the FOAM, what's this?
+50K unique players
~46k hours played
several patches implemented already
and we're already working on the next season
thanks to all who played and gave feedback
megmall 4472-158 incident report
nearly 30k hours logged in 6 days
mall chaos… barely under control
cozy isn’t for everyone
but some of you found a home
i've heard it said, better lucky than good
i've heard it said, @balt_ik is both
enjoy that rare fred my friend
@somniaGames_ games bringing the heat. what's next?
come join the game launch AMA, hosted on @somniaGames_
as always, be safe out there
use trusted sources
don't click suspicious links
more info in the discord at @uprising_labs
mullet cop — mega mall grand opening
no free samples. just free-to-play
game goes live. doors open 4pm UTC
details below
details, details...
we'll be back with the links at 4pm utc
or you can join the mystery event in the @uprising_labs discord
can you believe it? the future only lasts 30 minutes.
then it resets. sad thing is…
that’s barely enough time to finish my FOAM and a burger.
@MasksOfTheVoid
begging for money on stream?
straight to food court jail for @LacyHimself for that violation on socials.
i monitor more than the mall, X will be more safe while i'm on duty.
the perfect monday morning
GM everyone!
Starting my Monday with a black coffee and buying @MulletCopGame NFT to add 75% on my Somnia Point Booster
On the last AMA, @0xPaulThomas said that S5 will end on Q1 and another Somnia odessey 2.0 will be start
Since Somnia Liquidity Program is already on Epoch 13 (last epoch), I think the end of S5 is near, probably this month
Let's see what Somnia offer in 2026
Stay with Somnia 💜💙
so many applications filled out from future Pathfinders in the @uprising_labs discord
looking forward to protecting our mall together with each of you
mullet out.
mullets.
we need your help.
our 1st Pathfinder Mullet Cop playtest is on December 22.
details on how to participate are below.
I can confirm 2 rumors...
1. I protect my mall with nothing but a frying pan and my mullet.
2. The first play test goes live to Pathfinder members in the @uprising_labs Discord soon.
Make sure to join the Uprising Discord to stay up to date!