The only king without a palace. @arsenal

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined November 2019
Max Dowman is currently in the classroom telling his friends he has more EPL trophies than Bruno Fernandes.
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Your nervous system relaxes when your finances are in order.
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Nimenotice naishi a very lonely life. Sidhani niko na real friends. Contact list iko tu na wasee tunajuana. Apart from wazazi hakuna mtu anaweza nicall kunijulia hali ama salamu tu. Nikiona call najuanga kuna kitu msee anataka. Is this normal for men ama ni pekeyangu?
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i love that period when you find a great series & you don't care about anything except the series. you forget about everything, just you & the series.
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Tottenham na Manchester united wanakaa walemavu wote. Very small clubs tbh.
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Lmfaoooo men do not give a fuck about none of the shit that y’all care about
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Hii Kenya ukipata mrembo ametulia and knows what she wants in life lazima tu ako na mtoto mahali.
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Oooh boy, Twitter ain't a real place😂😂
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Only agree if men get the free will to take responsibility for the pregnancy or the kid. Otherwise akina brayo na kevo wakiruka hakuna kucomplain.
For the sake of men's mental health, DNA should be Abolished in Kenya. Sasa Ciggie ataanza wapi na for 12 years, he has raised a child that's not his.
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Hapo nayo nimefeel Ciggie Johnson. Twelve years na mtoi si wako despite kupelekwa children department. We really need laws that will punish such women either compensation for amount spent or imprisonment coz weeeh. Adding salt to injury the lady has zero remorse. Ni mbayaaa!!!!!
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Just a reminder: Town have gone further in this year’s League Cup than Manchester United. 👍
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Even Aston Villa has UCL trophy. Chelsea is a small club 🤣
Chelsea what was that?🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ #PowerUpHBR #LotanandKibz #HomeboyzRadio #chelsea #arsenal
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Chelsea ni wale comrades ata uwapee mwakenya unajua tu watauma sup🤣🤣🤣
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Ndio tunatoa mwili Emirates tukiupeleka Darajani
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The debate was between KDB and Odegaard since back then before you started tweeting about football. Sadly Odegaard got injured. Luckily everyone is witnessing what a fit Odegaard can do🔥🤣
Arsenal fans might start Bruno Fernandes Vs Martin Odegaard debate Their captain has been having a good run since the community shield 😂
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Chelsea ni wale comrades ata uwapee mwakenya unajua tu watauma sup🤣🤣🤣
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🔴⚪️ Three goals already this season for Arsenal captain Martin Ødegaard. 🇳🇴
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🔴⚪️🇩🇪 Kai Havertz scores his second Premier League goal of the season, third in all competitions including Community Shield. Already 1 vs Chelsea and 1 vs City. 💥
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Expressions has returned to finally get his COOKING from Robbie and KG! 🤣 #BestOfEnemies
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Funniest thing you'll ever see today, I can't stop laughing 😂
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Once a Gunner, always a Gunner ❤️
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