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ᵗᵉᵈ ＴＯＮＫＳ.

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. ~#HPRP #Caoimhe~

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"I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect." ~New Ted Tonks ~#Caoimhe ~After mains ~Any era ~RT?
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says; "Sorry, we don't serve food here." #FunneeJokesWithTed
||Aaand I'm back. Prepare for more papa bear jokes.
||When you forget your password so you can't log in on the computer 👍
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~She's got a smile that'll hold you together, and a touch that'll tear you apart~
You need a new name for me, I'm getting bored of that one. How about 'Ted'? It's what everyone else calls me. xitter.cf/ADiscipleRising/status…
So far, I'm really not convinced that you're my better in /any/ way at all. xitter.cf/ADiscipleRising/status…
Like yourselves? xitter.cf/adisciplerising/status…
And that high standard of conduct involves offending everyone who isn't you? Cool. xitter.cf/adisciplerising/status…
/For/ family! One that cares about what she wants, not their bloody heritage! xitter.cf/adisciplerising/status…
Don't bring her down because of what I am. She's done nothing wrong. xitter.cf/adisciplerising/status…
/Satisfactory/? Doesn't really seem your style, sister dear. xitter.cf/adisciplerising/status…
Because then I couldn't scream. {Simple shrug, perhaps pointing that out would put her off.} xitter.cf/adisciplerising/status…
Put earplugs in, then. Or don't you do that sort of muggle thing? xitter.cf/adisciplerising/status…
{Incoherent mutterings about his better half's family}
{Proud grandpa noises}
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What did the wizard order at the hotel? Broom Service. Ayyy
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving messages about the house #FunneeJokesWithTed Will tell the best dad jokes.
I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn’t get bacon seeds anywhere.
Ted IRL
Has totally nothing to do with my genes this time. I promise.
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