It’s a shame so many extremely talented people have to spend their fall weekends covering the Darren Aronofsky cut of college football where there’s no happy ending and the only takeaway is dread.
My hat is off to you, friends. My heart hurts for you.
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Like, what do you even say anymore? I applaud my former colleagues for summoning the gumption to analyze a train wreck that has continued to grind down the tracks for over a decade.
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He has “Gun” in his name, did anyone really think America would be restricted from using him
BREAKING: FIFA reinstates U.S. striker Folarin Balogun for the team’s World Cup match against Belgium, suspending his one-game ban for a red card. nbcnews.com/sports/soccer/fo…
I dare you to tell your boss tomorrow that you have “concepts of a plan” for that project they’ve been asking you about for weeks
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