The only One Direction I know is Jesus.
Joined August 2013
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Cheer up, Emo Teen. Even Jesus cried. Cried out to God! Find some "New Found Glory" in His Word today. We are made "Brand New" through Him!
Little guy, why not peek down a beautiful, mountainous landscape instead of your busty teacher's blouse?
Lemme break it down for ya like this, young homie... If you feel like your body needs a "release", drop a huge load of inspiring Bible verses on a discouraged friend. Ahh! Feels so good!
When you finally get off the computer, stop looking at manga melons and realize that there's a real, beautiful world that God created for you.
The only "good loud" I'm looking forward to are the screams of the wicked on the day of God's wrath...
Ayy pot puffahz check this joint out, why don't we "weed" out some unwholesome peers from our lives? It's time to put down that "Good Kush", and pick up the Good Book!
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No Jackin’ January
No Fap February
No Masturbating March
No Autoerotic Asphyxiation April
No Mashin’ It May
No Janein’ It June
No Jammin’ the Jewels July
No Non-Abstinence August
No Slammin’ the Sack September
No Onanism October
No Nut November
No Diddling December
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Don’t Watch Anime Porn
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Fellas, tonight let's use that finger to open up a Bible verse instead of your girlfriend's unclean stench-hole, how about it?
Teens, this Halloween give your friends and family a real thrill by dressing like an actual God-fearing, wholesome Christian for a change...