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Joined July 2010
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Check out the first episode of The Splash Zone! It's like Hot Ones, just with water!
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I don’t speak pedophile what’s he saying?
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Do you wanna play at war like the US government? Then you need to grab a copy of Warfighters ™ | the board game for the entire declining empire! youtu.be/KjMkIimvQFM?is=po51…
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UFC 🤝 piano
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Tony Hinchcliffe at Donald Trumps rally:
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I wrote a Sabrina Carpenter parody song for Melissa Villaseñor.
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FYI I don’t look like JD Vance and I’m normal
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Replying to @case_blackwell
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Trimp tromp tru' da swamp. #animation #heavymetal #art #fantasy
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Melzer Melzer retweeted
Just another fun night out! Life sure is short isn't it? Better live it hard and without regrets, been thinking about that a lot lately for no reason in particular!!!
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Why wont anyone believe me. This monster comes for me everynight when I sleep.
Is anyone else haunted by this sleep paralysis demon every night?
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Melzer Melzer retweeted
Check out the first episode of The Splash Zone! It's like Hot Ones, just with water!
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We got to go on Showrunner Sitdown to explain how being a storyteller is more important than whatever your job is. Please help share the story of how storytelling is important so we can finally get the recognition we crave.
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Every documentary now is like “isn’t it FUCKED UP what happened to these people so fucked up what happened to these kids omg soooo fucked up fucking crazy fucking terrible fuuuck kinda fun to know tho huh?”
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Melzer Melzer retweeted
I am happy to announce I am the first person to receive the Neuralink. Thank you @elonmusk for making me the next step in human evolution!
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Sometimes I “reverse possum” and pretend I’m alive
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Sure @ConanOBrien you "crushed" @hotonesgameshow but if you want a real challange come on The Splash Zone! It's like hot ones but with water!
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Worm wranglers don’t get enough credit – at Burbank, CA
Bruh…Shai-Hulud ate Josh Brolin 😂 #Dune
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In: Those ear slugs who are our rightful masters Out: Those dweeb teenagers who turn into muskrats and crows and shit
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