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Psalm 37:13
“The Lord laughs at him, for He sees that his day is coming”
Since MAGA is out there once again saying their Melon-hued Messiah is making “prayer great again”, let’s talk about God and Trump, shall we?
When Donald was a 5 year-old boy, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a crib in the neighboring yard.
When he was eligible for the draft, while his peers went off to war, he sought medical deferments for an ailment he didn’t have.
He left his first wife, who said he raped her, for his second wife, who he cheated on with his third wife, who he cheated on with a porn star and a Playmate, who he then paid to keep quiet, before he lied about the money he paid them.
Yes, really.
He bragged about grabbing women by the pussy when he wasn’t making fun of their looks, their weight, their menstrual cycles, or calling them “dogs,” he cheated people out of their money, stole from charities, mocked a disabled reporter, joked about Paul Pelosi being attacked by a man with a hammer, opined about having sex with his daughter, insulted people who stutter, said he didn’t want war-wounded amputees in his sight, golfed and tweeted while Americans died from Covid, incited horrific violence in order to install himself in an office he was voted out of, and then pardoned every single person who perpetrated the violence he himself incited.
He is named in the files of a notorious sex trafficker he spent decades being best friends with, and relocated said sex trafficker’s partner in crime to a bougie Club Fed cushioned with comforts most of the survivors of her abuse will never know.
Yes, really.
He’s a sociopathic, narcissistic, pathologically lying, serial sexual predator, and a bigoted, hateful, vitriolic criminal conman who refers to innocent immigrants as “vermin,” while praising murderous despots at the same time.
He can’t cite a single passage from the Bible when asked but will still sell them for profit, he doesn’t attend church but worships instead every Sunday at Our Lady of The Perpetual Mulligan, and he’s even had the audacity to refer to himself as the second coming of Jesus.
Yes, really.
God has turned him into a tomato-sauce-stained sloth-like felon with bruised hands, slurred speech and swollen ankles. God impeached him twice, made him lose reelection once and visited upon his first term in office a once-in-a-lifetime global pandemic which ravaged our country along with the rest of the world. And then God convicted him on 34 counts and found him liable of defamation, sexual abuse & business fraud.
God created someone as hateful, impulsive, intolerant, needy, angry, vengeful, malevolent, selfish, sadistic, depraved, amoral, areligious, idiotic, envious, devious and evil as Donald Trump, made his first presidency the most infamous in the history of time, and then rained down upon him the hammer of justice in historic fashion all so that he could return him to the office he once tried to steal?
That’s God at work, is it?
He handed the highest political office on the planet to the physical embodiment of the seven deadly sins rolled into a sadistic, senile, septuagenarian who personifies everything Jesus spoke against because he is so “devout”?
The truth is that slimmest plurality of Americans, comprised of the dumbest, most willfully self-sabotaging fools in this country put him back in office for a second term because they either couldn’t or wouldn’t vote for a Black woman.
But that victory is what the cult will point to as the “proof” their spiteful psychopathic savior was sent “by God.”
Really?!?
That he was “chosen” by God himself.
Well, that’s straight up bullshit.
But it’s also what they have to tell themselves, because despite everything he’s done and everything he’s said, despite what they can see with their own eyes and hear with their own ears—MAGA will still believe what they need to believe.
Because the truth is that this was never about God.
These people don’t worship God.
They worship Trump.
Charlie retweeted
a girl on tiktok said "unspoken expectations are premeditated resentments" & wow yes
Parents who voted for Trump - how can you look your children in the eye and justify that a protector of pedophiles is now in a position of near unchecked power and has a base of like-minded pedophiles hyping his every fascist move?
I hope your guilt eats you alive.
Charlie retweeted
Current Political climate and economic dread creates a space needed for bright and whimsical media.
Charlie retweeted
during the rape of nanking japanese soldiers came to Ginling Girls College, where refugees from all over the city were sheltering, and demanded 10 women to be handed over as "comfort women" (sex slaves)
A group of prostitutes volunteered to be taken in order to spare the virginal, pure collegiates. and because they were "very base" (from the diary of Mary Vautrin, a missionary there) people thought of it as much less of a tragedy
Of course they were never heard from again. The comfort women were known to have been treated horrifically, and most were shot or otherwise disposed of at the end of the war to cover up the atrocities committed.
It's funny back then prostitutes were mostly either trafficked or born into the trade. these were women who had suffered greatly already, who took on still more suffering in an act that could only be called angelic
imagine drawing the shittiest cards, persevering in that life, even making an enormous sacrifice in order to try and do some good, and getting no sympathy or credit for any of it, only people thanking their stars that it was you who suffered in the end and not someone who was luckier to begin with. Lucky, and therefore more valuable
this was dramatized in a movie called Flowers of War but i think it will always stay with me in case i ever feel like the world is fair
