You could do something productive or….you could listen to this stupid podcast! 🔥 open.spotify.com/episode/4BF…

All I know is Bossman Ben said he’d send scandalous elbow pics to anyone who listens to this episode! youtu.be/cN2Yw7bHRV0?is=NVtz…

Y’all, I switched out this head unit today with limited text help & I honestly can hardly believe I figured it out. Even the steering controls work! Miracles, they are real.

I feel like so much bad shit has rained down on so many people lately like all at once! I swear mercury must be in retrograde or some astrology nonsense!

Are the people that work at the DMV spawns of the devil? Yes.

I’ve been trying to learn a crochet stitch pretty much all day & I’m frustrated & I’m annoyed & I think I’m going to cry. To be fair I felt to is way learning my last stitch but still. Is working on something damn near to tears explicitly a female thing or do dudes get teary eyed when determined as well? Asking for a friend. That friend is little me, on this inside….🫶

I hurt the hell out of my left thumb & it’s now fricken braced, today I said to my daughter “Holy shit, I’m always saying I can’t use my left hand for anything, turns out I use it & this sucks!” Eldest retorts “this just in local woman discovers she needs two hands!” House chores will be fun today….

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Holy fuck, I accidentally hired the most asshole worst plumber ever! The guy is ok, his wife that runs the show, omg, nightmare city. WTF?!

I jammed my thumb & I’ve got to be honest…. I don’t think I’m going to make it. Just know I Loved you all!

burn motherfucker BuRn! Fire Water Burn music.youtube.com/watch?v=zE… via @YouTubeMusic

Happy hump day! Pepper music.youtube.com/watch?v=G8… via @YouTubeMusic

Every Damn Day.

🎶 Wagon Wheel music.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe… via @YouTubeMusic

♥️ Don't Stop Believin' music.youtube.com/watch?v=sX… via @YouTubeMusic

Songs to Saturday U2 - With Or Without You (Official Music Video) music.youtube.com/watch?v=uj… via @YouTubeMusic

I just haphazardly do shit & then @BenjaminMuses is all like “why did you do that? You weren’t supposed to do that!”. & then I can’t undo it & he gives a cyber pat on the head like “it’s ok little buddy, but next time…. I need a rule book about stuff.

Happy fricken Friday freaks Talk Show Host (Nellee Hooper Mix) music.youtube.com/watch?v=dV… via @YouTubeMusic

Things I have trained my bad dog to do… 1. Lay down after playing ball & wait for me to put fresh water on front of him so he can lay like vegetable & drink. 2. Eat stray kibble off island countertop 3. Aggressively shove his squirrel in my face 62k times until I throw it. 4. Lay on my pillow with his dirty body. 5. Lay on the back of my couch like a cat. I have openings in my schedule if you too need help training your beloved pet! 😏

Quick Q Based upon what you know about me & my person(ality) Can you see me not only joining a country club but learning to play golf & actually enjoying it?