@MsLami_A

#ForHer, #ChurchToo. PR/Comms Girl, Better Nigeria Seeker. Matthew 6:33. ✝️❤️

Abuja, Lagos.
Joined April 2010
2026 🚀🚀🚀🙏🏽
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Tomato paste or ketchup boo.
People say, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” But what if life gives you tomatoes?
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Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.
People that read books on the train are lowkey kinda performative 😭
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You.. cant wear this heel w this dress man.
The dress and heels combo of the dreams 💐👠
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What a badly behaved lady..
Have you ever had a bad Uber experience? Drivers may arrive late, cancel, complain, or make the ride uncomfortable. We usually hear the passenger’s side—what about the drivers? They face rude or unready passengers, wrong pickups, traffic, and situations like the one in this video. I’ve wondered whether most problems come from the driver, the passenger, or simply sharing a car with strangers. There are two sides to the Uber experience.
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She didn’t argue. Just got out and drove her own car. Why do moms always grab the front seat from their son’s wife? Like he still belongs to them 😒😳
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100gbp as how??
There’s no Nigerian living in the UK🇬🇧 who doesn’t know General Kagi, a stinkingly rich woman. She markets and distributes kilishi worldwide. She was live on stage with K1 De Ultimate, spraying him £100 notes.
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It’s clearly written from the gate “photography is prohibited” but you took a whole drone to video what Aso Villa looks like. Call it whatever you want but you just violated 2 laws in the constitution and also expose sensitive infrastructure to the public.
The most protected address in Africa. 📍Welcome to Aso Villa.
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Lord, Again I ask, bless me with the audacity of a Nigerian man😭
Replying to @dawnwiththebum
Even me too. Lol
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Just date and city for me.
I think we should normalise writing the date we bought a book and the bookstore we bought it from in our new books
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Nope. It’s indifference.
the final level of detachment is disgust.
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If a pink dumbbell has a mass of 8kg and a grey one is 8kg. which one is heavier? Explain (3marks)
Ladies understand that to get that body you want, you will have to train like a man. Pink dumbbells won’t save you.
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Someone once told me that fear of heights is not really the fear of falling but the fear that the irrational urge to throw yourself over the edge will become irresistible. True in my experience
Man crawls through his phobia of heights to get a view of the Atlantic Ocean from the edge of a cliff. 😅
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Wife? You mean my own wife? 😂😂😂 make Twitter no make una mad oh
Never let your wife knows exactly how much you earn.
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And when you start succeeding, watch out for the spirit of pride and nip it in the bud.
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DAVID RAYA.
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God’s love isn’t transactional
Stay celibate for at least 2 years, Go on your knees and ask God for anything, I swear you will get it.
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Does he have a middle name that starts with C? For the love of God, please tell me he does. 😭
🏆 UGO UGOCHUKWU 🏆 Our newest @Formula3 champion! Congratulations, Ugo 👏🇺🇸 #RoadToF1 #SpanishGP
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What about the two brothers?
BANISHED: A woman has been banished by the community from Amuma Ohafia Abia State, after she was caught sleeping with two Brothers
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We are.
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