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If you’re testing my waters, you better know how to swim...

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Joined September 2012
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Hypothetically speaking, if I were to start steaming again, would you come watch 😏
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🚨#BREAKING: Watch as 4 time Grammy Nominated Ingrid Andress Criticized for Worst ever National Anthem Performance at the opening of the MLB Home Run Derby 
📌#Arlington | #Texas

Before hitters could step into the batter's box for the 2024 Home Run Derby at Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas, country singer Ingrid Andress, a four time Grammy nominee, performed the national anthem. Her rendition sparked widespread criticism on social media, with many viewers calling it the worst-ever National Anthem performance. Comments ranged from "I can't watch; it's too cringe-worthy" to debates over the challenges of the anthem's vocal range. Despite her esteemed musical background, Andress's performance became a major viral topic, generating memes and heated discussions online
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They will never recover from this 🤣
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One thing I’ve learned is that white people don’t run when there’s a shooting? We are not the same kind of white. GTFO!
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Happy Sunday!! This is your reminder that Freedom of Speech does not mean Freedom of Consequences 💅
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My mama always said, “Watch the company you keep!” 💅
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In other news, fuck Beryl too! I had to eat my losses with a prepaid vacation to the coast. Spent a week in the Austin area. Hot AF! So many things to do in Round Rock & Georgetown. Wasn’t the vacation I wanted (or paid for) but kiddo enjoyed it. It was fun, but good to be home!!
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There’s no place like home ♥️♥️
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This whole country fucked anyway.. Trump & his cult. Biden and his dementia-having ass. Fuck them both!
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The person who incited violence had violence incited against him?!
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If Houdini upset some people… Pull your big girl panties up! Eminem goes in #TheDeathOfSlimShady
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I have more respect for a meteorologist who says, “This hurricane will hit somewhere between Brownsville, Tx to Pensacola, FL.” If I have to wait one more day on this fucking hurricane, I’m gonna lose my shit. I should be on the beach right now but no one is certain of shit!
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This fucking hurricane is about to fuck my vacation up! #HurricaneBeryl
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If the presidential election was a food…
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This did my head in… Trump- better golfer and better flag pin. Biden- not indicted #PresidentialDebate2024
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There was a YTer back in the day. Used to run through the forest knocking over trees. Raged like a MF when playing COD. Thunder, Wings era. What was his name?!
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