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When the fajitas come out lukewarm
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Replying to @simpsons_DG
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You want to know the biggest slap the US did to Christianity?
By printing "In God we trust" on every note.
The ONLY time Jesus (who was God as a human) used violence was to whip bankers out of an old church.
You can't MAKE this stuff up.
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Replying to @DuckDuckBan
Yeah.
I'm confident enough in my looks to not care.
Plus if that's the sort of argument you are going to make, then that speaks more than anything I could retort back.
You just played yourself, sucker.
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Replying to @ScottAdamsSays
I love that.
So you have private fire trucks who see other houses are burning down (maybe people screaming for help) but as long as Scott Adams has paid his due, they get to him first?
Mental stuff.
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Replying to @GreenTextRepost
Technically it should do, on a quantum level.
Although we observe it everyday, we know little about what actually makes it.
We know more mass = more gravity but not what is generating it.
Graviton? 5th dimensional? Seeping through other dimensions till weak here? Black hole?
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That was me.
Sorry I needed a pint to calm my nerves.
Some douche I was delivering this parcel to looks like a little grass.
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Replying to @lukebelmar
Why do you want to be a millionaire?
Wait, even better.
Why do you DESERVE to be a millionaire?
I'll wait.
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Replying to @ClarksonsFarm1
This can't be live.
It's not that light in the UK yet.
You're a phony.
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Replying to @DudespostingWs
I put in my will to play this on repeat, without context, during my funeral when they bring my casket in.
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Replying to @MaxMynter
> friend of a friend
> didn't get a bonus at his job
> booked 1 way ticket to HQ
> knocked through a window til he got thru
> took a dump there
> was literally arrested next day
You can literally just do things
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Replying to @HumansNoContext
I dunno if I would even want to live to 100,000 personally.
They have seen ancient civilizations make basic tools for hunting & farming..
Breeding with Scandinavians..
Ancient Egypt..
Ancient Greece..
Ancient Rome..
British Empire..
Both world wars?
Forgot it.
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Replying to @AdaLluch
Code: "I got bored with my husband as I have tonnes of other dudes hitting up my DMs.
Although I'm going back home, I'll be in Chad's place at the end of the month.
Then I will go on a "journey" across Europe to help do what I always wanted which is to teach yoga"
You watch.
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Replying to @pearlythingz
You should do the biggest wuss of the month.
Which would go to Rachel for blocking me as I said she was so smart, sarcastically, for thinking Elon was evil.
She loves talking smack to stupid women but when it's a smart bloke..
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Replying to @MirhaAfridi
IF we can go faster than light (gravitational engine which doesn't operate in 4th dimensional forces) then possibly.
It wouldn't be so much as going back in time but more looking back in time.
If you travel to the right distance you could see Earth in different periods.
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Replying to @pearlythingz
There's even been some dudes fighting over it too.
Their logic is I don't mind women lying to me on the Internet only in real life which is like saying you don't mind murders that happen in another country.
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Replying to @IsabellaMDeLuca
Well..
Consider it payback for the years they spent their new year's blowing up other countries cars and setting fires across over cities.
Why are the police outside mine?
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Replying to @courtneyknill
That's not the question.
If I asked is Stephen Hawkin hot?
You can't say:
"This picture is Stephen when he just accepted his first award for his contribution to physics.
Only 27 years old & clearly killing it man".
The answer is no.



