Feeling lucky?🐦‍🔥

Women are delicate creatures. Handle with care. Touch my t*ts, but don’t try to relocate my n*pples.

Reality is overrated anyway.

Saw mist rising off a little pond in the morning sun today. Such a small, random thing, but ridiculously beautiful. Nature in North Carolina keeps surprising me.

Try to behave 🐦‍🔥

Invest in beautiful women. Stop overthinking it. You only live once.😌

Life advice: surround yourself with beautiful women.🪞 @NyaWilde @AdrienneClarkeX

This is my Apple Watch’s world, I’m just living in it.🦭

No plans, just pretty ones.

Client on his zoom meeting: “Send it over, I’ll fiddle with it.” Me, naked on the couch, silently texted him: “Like how you fiddled with me just now?”🫠

Mosquito bites in 20 minutes of arriving in DC. Thank you DC. 😂

Follow me, I know a place.🍸

Saw Hadestown, my takeaway was: falling in love with a man who’s all beautiful words and absolutely zero ability to provide is how tragedy begins. That said, I love my job. Being treated generously is my love language.

Mirror mirror tell me.

I freeze when three cyclists come charging at me at full speed in West Village. Though in my head, I’ve already shoved all three handlebars and watched them domino.

Civi friend: It’s funny cheapness actually disgusts you. Me: Ewww. visibly shudders Civi friend: You can be ugly, but you can’t be cheap. Me: Ugliness doesn’t exist. As long as you’re beautiful inside, you’re a beautiful person.