Damn Amazon forcing me to buy stuff again. My new home office water cooler

As a parent of teens there is such a thin line btwn no you can’t go and come out my face and go somewhere with your friends.

Reading this email and all I can think is “Sa blan di la?” 🤪 #confused

Now for the hard question of the day - which wig should I put on for the mandatory on screen 📺 zoom meeting this afternoon ?

Soup from Caribbean ppl hits different!! It feeds your soul #ProudHaitian 🇭🇹

Some days I’m real cute other days I just glad I remembered to put on deodorant… #itiswhatitis

One day your clubbing with friends and next thing you know you wake up an adult going to IKEA for fun 😩😩

I think I’ll wake up one of the kids to cook something for me for breakfast 🥚 🥓 (which feels like one of the best parts of being a parent)

Trying to go to bed but @DiscoveryID won’t let me….…. I’m addicted to watching the cra cra 🫤🫤

Once upon a time when gas was less than $1 on the weekends I would drive 3 hours from college to my moms house to wash my laundry. (and steal groceries)

Wake up feeling like who put the morning right there !!! 🥴 ⛅️

Thinking of a master plan !!

Todays Affirmation: I am attracting customers and clients who know my worth and can afford to pay for the value I offer !!!

Hmmm who picked this guy to be Batman ? Not feeling the voice at all 😒😒

I got my Twitter account back !!!!

Break down the Bull 💩 to build up the Good 💩

Teenagers all over ATL are loosing their minds right now b/c they can’t charge their phone 📱 😂😂😂

I think I need to go to bed and start this day over!!

If you want a different life, make different choices