I am a risky follow Do not follow me if: Your wife/girlfriend would be mad If you think your employer/friends might question it If you’re expecting anything remotely related to finance/stocks If you’re expecting anything other than random thirst traps and shitposts

That one time Spaceghost aka Kari tried to talk shit about me because she was being contradictory in her own tweet

RIP in peace @bioware

Me flirting with you

Costco knew these were my two favorite flavors of Cutwater

2019 before covid / 2026 I weighed 120 lbs then gained some during covid, lost it again and then gained it back

Idk how people buy expensive festival tickets knowing they work a job where holidays are not guaranteed days off or a job that blocks off PTO on holidays. “Selling my 2 day ticket because I couldn’t get Halloween off” and they work in retail

I officially have an 18 year old kid today and I’m not sure how to feel about that.

My observation is that EDM Twitter is generally unhappy and depressed, trying to fill a void regardless of takes whether it be what their personal thoughts are on Dubstep or trying to bring love and light and “PLUR” to the scene. Enjoy the music or don’t. Your opinions do not matter in the grand scheme of things. These DJs don’t even know you exist and won’t ever know unless you go down some weird parasocial abyss.

Pull this sick ass card tonight

I want to fight someone

Imagine going into $80k dollars of school debt just to post dumb Gen Z memes on a brand’s social media page

I might have been shitting when I took this

Ironic that the QT on 44th and Oak St is a Safe Place considering a man was shot and killed here back in January

Tried raw oysters for the first time in my life and I don’t know why I was so nervous about it. I LOVE oysters

Me at 21 in 2011 🫣

Got my Snapchat devil horn whore filter on today

Me watching mutuals fight on the timeline

You can go to prison for up to 10 years for a single gram of concentrate in Texas and that’s just WEED.