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Blogger behind Brooklyn Limestone. Renovate. Decorate. Design. Travel. Celebrate. Read all about it on the blog.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
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I seen all these new bed frames. The bed industry need come clean and just admit the box spring was scam this whole time.
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My flight is overbooked and they lady offered $700 for anyone who volunteered to fly out tomorrow. So I yelled “it’s a scam - legally they owe you $1500 or 4x your ticket whichever is lowest!” So EVERYONE waited till she said $1500 to stand up. Why am I like this?😂
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Seeing L’Eggs trending just reminds me that when people say GenX hasn’t done anything, I point out that we ended the terroristic reign of pantyhose.
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hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates
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You get: 1 hour of extra sleep You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm
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Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon.
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Hey @DOEChancellor and @NYCMayor —how many stakeholders do you need to hear from before you will actually be moved to restore schools’ budgets? You got it wrong (on purpose, I imagine) but we see you and we’re calling you on it. Do the right thing and restore the education $
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I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.
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THIS & ONLY THIS:
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Millennials right now #HalfTimeShow
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Saw a Fed Ex driver screaming out the window of his truck “we da real Santa Claus.” New York is the best.
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Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx, & Amazon employees.. Thank you.
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ladies, hire the doulas. hire the housekeeper. hire the dog walker. hire the car service. hire the assistant. book the massage. and don't do it just so you have time to work or do for others. do it so you can sit down and breathe. you aren't winning any prizes for being rundown.
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gen z girls can dress like 1998 all they want, but they’ll never know the joy of your parents having literally no way to get ahold of you until u come home
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Out of >183 million Americans fully vaccinated against COVID 13,775 hospitalized breakthroughs (0.008%): 69% >65 yrs Deaths 0.002% (0.00002) from COVID (86% >65 years) Gives evidence for vaccines massively reducing severe disease & boosting >65 cdc.gov/vaccines/covid-19/he…
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My friend sent this to me & it’s my fave one.
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My fall plans The Delta variant – at Los Angeles, CA
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Drunk driving kills 20K Americans a year. Imagine saying “Driving drunk is my personal choice. Wear a seatbelt & drive sober if you’re so worried.” Personal choices that have public consequences are public health issues. COVID killed 400K last year & 620K so far. Get vaccinated.
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If your vote didn’t matter, they would not be working so hard to take it away.
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I’m sorry but this lady just became my idol!! #getavaccineforthatlyric
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