Professional and creative writer. Lover of music, words, and iced coffee. Habitually begins sentences with “And.”

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Joined March 2010
#JadaPinkettSmith is like the groundhog. Every year, she pops her head out of her hole, emasculates #WillSmith, then disappears again.
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Listening to the new @zachlanebryan and all I know is I Remember Everything is a GIFT to music and I can’t believe my ears and heart get to experience sounds that feel like feelings. 😭❤️🙏🏻
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My toxic trait is having a MASSIVE #tbr pile but still actively looking for new #books. 🙈
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Just thinking about how anytime someone pays a service fee or buys an expensive concert ticket, for the rest of eternity, @zachlanebryan is gonna have to hear about it.
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I desperately want to know what #maga #republicans think of his new #TrumpAnnouncement trading cards. Like, are you buying them? Do you think they’re cool? Please tell me where your minds are on this. I NEED to know.
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Lol I tweeted about the hunter biden laptop letdown and now I have dudes with handles like “ultra maga” calling me “Mandy,” like it’s going to hurt my feelings. We’re not all so thin skinned, my friends. 😂
Truly the biggest bombshell of the night. 😆
Hunter Biden‘s Presidency is over.
36 tweets in to Matt Taibbi’s “Twitter files” and so far the only bombshell I’ve found is that there isn’t one. Twitter worked to remove leaked, non-consensual nude photos of a presidential candidates son. When should I start clutching my pearls?
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I’ve spent three days scrubbing the house, made five dozen rolls, and dry brined a 21lb bird. My feet are currently soaking in epsom salt and I’m exhausted. It must be thanksgiving. 🦃
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I only use Twitter to share snarky political views in a place where nobody reads what I write. So, if this is the end of Twitter, I want the world to know that if you vote Republican, I automatically think less of you. Phew. Glad I got that off my chest. #OneLastTime #RIPTwitter
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It’s the series finale of Twitter. Do you remember how to touch grass? We hope so.
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This should be everyone’s take away. He won once. Don’t sell his cult short. They’re crazy, they’re gullible, and they’re organized.
Assume he could win again despite it all and act accordingly.
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Anyone else see the similarities between #Trump’s followers and the death eaters in Harry Potter? They hated him when he returned but they followed him out of fear and hope of gaining power. Vile.
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I’ve never truly “hated” anyone in my whole life. But I sincerely HATE donald trump. He’s a threat to our democracy and the safety of our nation. After everything he’s done, this shouldn’t even be legal. ☠️ #TrumpForPrison
Mar-a-Lago ballroom set for 9 p.m. Trump announcement.
A good day.
Democrats keep control of U.S. Senate with a victory by Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto in Nevada. A Dec. 6 runoff win in Georgia would give the party a 51-49 majority. apnews.com/article/nevada-se…
Tonight I asked a MAJOR #MAGA #Republican whose side he took in Trump v DeSantis. He said “fuck trump! He had his chance and blew it. The Republican Party needs new blood and a fresh mind and we won’t get that from #trump.” As a #democrat, I am fascinated to watch this burn.🔥
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I read a tweet today asking if anyone who votes blue “just hate republicans more than they love America.” The truth is, we vote blue because we love our nation and those who defend it. And the numbers don’t lie.
Just drop this as a reply to any Republican wishing you a happy #VeteransDay2022
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This is incredible. The younger generations are taking control of our future. I love seeing Gen Z out here using their voices. I hope this will be the political shift we need in a nation divided.
The role of young people in this election cannot be understated. Turnout delivered on many of these races. By 2024, Millennials & Gen Z voters will outnumber voters who are Baby Boomers and older, 45/25. We are beginning to see the political impacts of that generational shift.
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YES. #Voting in Oregon is the easiest most equitable way to ensure that everyone gets a chance to vote, no matter their circumstances. I wish all 50 would adopt it. I dropped my ballot in a box in the park near my house, then took a walk. No matter how or where you vote - #VOTE.
I have enjoyed voting in Oregon via mail-in/drop box for 20+ years. Have Covid? Mail it. Working long hours on voting day? Mail it early. Live in Butt Crack, Oregon? Same. No car? No prob. Stoned hippie? Find mailbox, then mail. Very democratic. If you don’t vote, don’t complain.