Happily employed at my dream job, enabling @retirein1500 to be Wife-FI. Misophonic Synesthete. Raisin Hater For Life. she/her

Colorado
Joined March 2013
If highland cows are already all your child talks about, do not leave this countdown box until december. Discover twenty-four miniature surprises behind every door. Order here: holilto.com/products/24-high…
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Apparently, the government set up 530A accounts for everyone under 18, and you no longer have to fill out form 4547. But to claim them, you have to use the app, which has not been updated to skip this form, so you still have to fill out the form. This is a frustrating process.
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My daughter just texted me: "I love going to the bookstore and looking in the investment/personal finance section because I have met half the authors in it." Probably more than half, if we're being honest...
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I officially closed on my house today and the previous owners left their vehicles in my driveway. Multiple vehicles taking up the ENTIRE driveway too and I can’t even park. They told their agent they don’t have an estimated day/time to when the cars will be picked up. They never even asked permission for this. Y’all, this is crazy. I can’t make this up. What do I do? What would you do?
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After 18 months on a GLP-1, I finally weigh less than the lie on my driver's license!!!
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I think I speak for everyone in America when I say any Senator who does not vote to make DST permanent should be voted out of office, regardless of political affiliation.
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My youngest just got her first job at @tacobell and she starts today!
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Mrs. 1500 retweeted
Sometimes in life all you need is $50 million dollars.
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IDK who still needs to hear this, but the only acceptable time to ask a woman if she's pregnant is never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Ever.
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Hey @SouthwestAir. I know you're getting hammered here with your new policies that people really hate because you've essentially changed everything about why people were completely loyal to you and flew you in the first place, but now I also have a problem.
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Flight credits didn't use to expire, and now they do. Trying to book a flight with a $400+ credit. I sure would hate to lose money I already spent with you...
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but we all live on the same planet right? And there isn't another inhabitable planet that we know of?
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Why don't we take a pause on congressional salaries and healthcare and use that to fund TSA salaries until the government reopens? (I know, it's law...)
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My kid has zero logic. I think she's a wizard. Does that make me a Squib or a Muggle?
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I just sent "Everything You Need to Know About Tax Loss Harvesting" to my 10K+ subscribers. Be sure to get on my list to get the next one straight to your inbox.
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Any heat pump experts here? Building a house. Installer #1 couldn't finish. Installer #2 charged it, it threw an error code, and they left. Installer #3 charged it, same error code, and now they feel it's a manufacturer error. @MitsubishiHVAC will cover damaged parts not labor.
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My husband was so excited about the heat pump, and now it's such a disaster.
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If you aren't following this account on Instagram, you're doing it all wrong. instagram.com/luxury_chicken…
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It's laundry day! Can't wait for the wash cycle to end so I can see how many tissues I left in my pockets...
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OMG this olive oil saga is my favorite thing ever.
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