Guy Browning

I've always wondered whether the Big Bang was really loud. Turns out it wasn't very. Amazing what you can learn on a bus. #astrophysics #stagecoach

What did men get excited about before railways?

Getting long words to rhyme is a bit of a headache for trainee poets. Here's my attempt at 'haberdashery'.

As none of the great poets have tackled the Malteser, I feel it falls to me. #maltesers

Following government advice, I'm ditching cyber and retraining as a poet. Let me know if you think that's wise. #bubblewrap #pamayres

I've decided I'm no longer going to have opinions. Is that a good idea? I wouldn't like to say.

I'd be happy to learn patience if it didn't take quite so long.

Repiphany: the sudden blinding realisation that your first sudden blinding realisation was rubbish.

I've just had a thought so big, I literally can't get it out of my head. So it will just have to stay there. #blowforhumanity

The secret of work/life balance is not to look down.

My New Year's Resolution is to get things done early.

What happens when you finish your life’s great quest after coffee on day two?

One day I'm going to have a lifestyle.

I have just forgotten the word for the tip of the tongue.

Inside I feel exactly the age I am. Down to the nearest minute.

I've come up with a novel idea for a novel.

Understatement is overrated.

I'm not very good at passive-aggressive so I'm going to try aggressive-passive. I'm hoping I can do this lying down.

Today I've decided only to feel Victorian emotions. I have already bristled and swooned.

I COULD NEVER LOVE SOMEONE WHO LIVED IN CAPS LOCK