Chonky

I'm probably top 5 most underwater mfs on CME btc contract rn. But it's ok it will reverse very soon.

> be in SF > go on public transit > guy next to me is visibly tweaking > explains how he's solved reality > tune him out > get to meeting with founder in one piece > founder is visibly tweaking > explains how he's solved reality > $14m angel round

100,000 barrels of oil acquired. 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

I hate being in drawdown it makes me feel gay and vulnerable 😞

Fat people be like yooooo accept my friend request on the mcdonalds app

AAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I have sold my remaining bitcoin. I bought it all in 2013. Over the past few years I have sold small amounts. Last week I sold the last of it. I had modest investments in Doge and Ethereum over the years but have long been out of those. $BTC $ETH $DOGE

Just make your own tradingview

Do cats look at us and think we are cute or is it a one way thing

The Binance hacker deposited stolen $USDT on Aave and borrowed $ETH against it. He’s never paying it back. Doesn’t need to. USDT can be frozen by Tether. ETH can’t.

Now tracking over $5B that has left Binance today

-$1 million dollars challenge almost complete

having a gf is insane because it's like a critical security vulnerability that you let in your house

claude code just reverse-engineered my hotel room's door lock in 90 seconds. the encryption is from 2014. every hotel chain running ASSA ABLOY or Onity locks from before 2018 has this. that's roughly 30% of hotels worldwide. i tested 3 hotels this month. all 3 vulnerable.

Crude oil at $100 again but I get it. That stuff is delicious 😋

Wypipo dont even season they Paris n sheeeeeeeit

Excellent trade to start off the week!

If you pay close attention there's a killer trading strategy hidden in this video. Free alpha 👇👇

To whoever tried to rob me last night: Yes i’ve done 6 years of professional fighting. Yes i’m strapped. No, don’t try to press charges against me or i will ruin your life more than i did your faces. P.s: you’re a bitch for trying to rob me 5 vs 1.