Freelance orchestral double bassist | Bred for his skills in magic | ‘Scarcity is not the problem, inequality is.’

South London
Joined January 2011
Replying to @bckimckeown
If a girl asked me out for a pie I wouldn’t hesitate to say ‘yes’. If she said “pudding” and we ending up eating suet I would probably marry her.
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Who’d win in a fight between William ‘The Spirit’ Cecil and Francis ‘Two Shanks’ Walsingham? #RIHLive @TheRestHistory
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Catch the Bluebeards today as they talk all things Bartok with @BBCInTune TODAY at 5.15! @mazerthehazer @GeraldFinley @HigginsStevie
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Please RT if you prefer this approach to ‘spraying off’ with herbicides ⁦@DevizesTC⁩ ⁦@PAN_UK⁩
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There’s some space close to Drayton Park station for a decent football pitch fyi
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Wembley Boxpark, yesterday. If this is safe, choir is also safe. If neither is safe, neither should happen. It just needs to be the same rules for everyone.
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Please RT to get the word out x
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Catch-up funding per pupil: 🇳🇱 £2,500 🇺🇸 £1,600 🇬🇧 £50 Oh, and the National Tutoring Programme will be run by an international outsourcing company so those £ will disappear into the pockets of the shareholders of Randstad instead of helping our kids catch up with lost learning.
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Fun fact: residents in the "affordable" flats in these blocks are not allowed to use the Sky Pool, even if they pay. They just have to watch the rich people from their windows. Also the "affordable" flats still cost about 750k.
Swimmers enjoy warm weather in London at the Sky Pool which is believed to be the world’s first transparent pool built between two skyscrapers bbc.in/3fUKLp4
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So good to see live comedy again in the flesh @alwaysbecomedy Yesterday's 7pm show was superb. Although @rhysjamesy and @sarapascoe were excellent, the real star was @JamesGillComedy incredible trainers. #bangingcrepes
Tonight, while choirs and other music ensembles are not allowed to rehearse indoors, this happened in Milton Keynes, indoors.
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If the Australia trade deal is as advertised then UK farmers become the latest victims of the Brexit lies and fantasies, and would be wise to learn from the French about how to react. Sector by sector, value by value, this bunch of charlatans are destroying Britain
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"I don't know what to do." A 10-year-old Palestinian girl breaks down while talking to MEE after Israeli air strikes destroyed her neighbour's house, killing 8 children and 2 women #Gaza #Palestine #Israel
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Does Leicester's #FACup win mean @GaryLineker will be hosting MOTD entirely naked? Asking for a friend.
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LONDON: reports show that voter turnout is low across our city. If you love London & what we stand for, please come out and vote for it. We had a Tory mayor just five years ago - if you don’t vote, they could win again. Already voted? Please RT and ask friends to #VoteLabour.
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Michael Cooper makes a note of the last item sold at JH Cooper & Son before closing his furniture store for the final time today after over 100 years of trading. A portrait picture of Cambridge every day since 2010. (No 4055) Thursday 23rd April 2021.
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#RuPaulsDragRace I am fed up of these lame ass episodes where everyone is a winner and no one is criticised. Simone misses out on being rightfully named the best of the episode, and Gottmik’s predictable make up is always praised.
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Where to start with Patel's 'overhaul' of the rules regarding asylum, announcement today? A thread...1/4
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One for the coffee break this morning ☕️
I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke; Here is my analysis. A THREAD