Sam Drake (@MrSamDrake) profile picture

Semi professional ugly man

Joined December 2010
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Swim near shoreline to get the whole beach shut down and make the news swim swim
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A dog's erection looks like lipstick, but it sure doesn't taste like it.
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Who is ready for a beauty? Retweet it and I'll follow your sorry little ass (I'm feeling generous)....
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Hi new followers, we're the UKs leading indie label, recording studios & band development facility, find out more at sound-hub.com
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Done done done! Beyond proud of of the music we have created. Cheers to @SoundHub for having us! Until next time...
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Day 3 let the vocals begin!
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It's the last day you can register to vote! Here's how to do it 🙌🏻 #Register2Vote #MondayMotivaton #VoteLabour #VoteNHS #CorbynForPM
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Don't lose your chance to vote in the UK general election #GE2017 Register now gov.uk/register-to-vote
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We're looking for budding journalists interested in reviewing our roster bands, reply with website & email and we'll add you to our database
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Top band, pleasure to have them on board 👍🏻 #NewMusicFriday xitter.cf/vulpesband/status/8554…
Delighted to announce we are now signed to the @SoundHub roster working on our new single due this summer! Can't wait to get started
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Everyone picks their nose. It's what you do with it that defines you as a person.
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Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift away from each other. So cute. However, they also rape baby seals to death.
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My wife's left me because she thinks I act like a child. Who's going to wipe my arse now?
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If it wasn't for Christmas and Easter eggs, Christianity would be long gone by now.
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#InappropriateChatupLines We're having sex tonight. Want to know how I know? Girl- 'How?' Because, my little petal, I'm stronger than you.
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(#Fashion) AND I'M SICK OF SEEING PEOPLE ANKLES. FUCKING HELL. IT'S COLD AND STILL YOU INSIST ON GETTING YOUR ANKLES OUT. LOOK AT YOURSELF.
Holy shit its early.
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I don't really give a shit if its harry styles birthday
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