My client took $380,000 from banks in one morning and spent it all on vending machines inside strip clubs Not regular vending machines. These sell Plan B, Tylenol, phone chargers, breath mints, hair ties, and condoms. The stuff people desperately need at 2am when every pharmacy within 10 miles is closed He paid $3,200 per machine. Bought 40 of them. Placed them inside clubs, dive bars, late-night restaurants, and 24-hour laundromats. Locations nobody else wants because the foot traffic is drunk, desperate, or both A $2 pack of breath mints from Costco sells for $8 at 2am inside a strip club bathroom. A $7 phone charger sells for $25. A Plan B that costs $11 wholesale sells for $45 because the alternative is a kid He told me his single highest-grossing machine is inside a gentlemen's club bathroom in Atlanta. That one machine does $4,800 a month. A metal box the size of a mini fridge bolted to a wall next to a urinal generates more monthly revenue than most people's salary 40 machines. Average revenue: $2,200/month each. Total monthly gross: $88,000. Product cost is about 22% of revenue. His restocking guy drives the route twice a week for $3,200/month. Net monthly after everything: roughly $61,000 The machines were paid off by month 6. He still has 9 months of 0% runway left. The cards are sitting at zero and the machines are still collecting from every bad decision that walks through the door He told me "I don't sell products. I sell consequences. Nobody buying Plan B from my machine at 3am is comparing prices" The bank funded 40 metal boxes. Human desperation pays the monthly. The machines don't judge, they don't close, and they definitely don't card anyone $380,000 in 0% credit deployed into bathrooms and he's clearing $700K a year lmfaooo (700+ score. link in bio. we fund the whole thing)