dad to a special girl . retired and fed up with the world 🙄🙄🙄

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Some of the things my daughter had been buying alarms me
Absolutely shocked at the price of my shopping these days, i go there multiple times a week too. £2 for a pack of crisps? 😡 Sort it out @andyburnham
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This is rather alarming
If you see me out and about and I look excited, this is why
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This is rather alarming.
Don’t forget that the clocks go back next week guys
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This is extremely alarming
Everyone’s asking for it so here it is My official 2026 squirt count, I’m a machine 😌
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What did my daughter have open on the screen Does anyone know?
POV: you’re my colleague
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Some of the things she’s saying my daughter is doing is scaring me
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She made me try this too and it was over before it started
Could you last longer than me
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I am also tired of people saying they would give my daughter a ‘severe bumming’
my dad has a message for all you haters
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We spent the whole of March together pretty much Now I know what she was doing when she said she was going upstairs to ‘read’
The girl Her squirt count We had a fun August didn’t we.
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Already done ✅
Happy Monday Don’t forget to beat it this week
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Leah I’m slightly alarmed at what your making my son do here Please explain yourself right now.
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I’m getting worried that when I’m older and in a care home my daughter will be too busy taking booty pics to care for mr
Screen time reveal with my brother (Don’t judge 😬)
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Thank god, I thought I was about to see my daughter play with one of her vibrators.
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Warning: do not get on the bike with my daughter. I made the mistake once and ended up in A&E!!
Hop on, where do you wanna go?
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Mr Ray here Here are 5 things about me
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So this is what my daughter is getting up to at work Ffs
We’ve only got until Friday 5pm to do this Could we get it done?
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Leah I’m a bit alarmed that I can literally see your bum Put it away Dad
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No. I am not the person in the video, you really think I’d be sporting nails like that?
Denied one treat provided with another 😋
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