Your quants favorite quant. If you take anything I say as financial advice you will become poor.

Joined March 2025
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1/ Meet @0xEthan He runs an extraction scheme on pumpfun buy → callout → sell from side wallets 49 tokens. $125k in profits.
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we play the game because we all cooperate. thus $bond success is collective.
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We want to build a rocket ship now 🫡🚀
Bond dev is a fucking math profesor of harvard
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You have no idea how hard you have to grind on X to get people to listen to you and give you a chance. Why can’t we be the next robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf? We adjusted the tokenomics and emissions and supply growth curve. Net took 30-40 days to go parabolic. We’re trenching for the $Bond army. And we will massively grow our LP. It’s also very nice to have a large treasury but if that treasury doesn’t provide a powerful lifeline to the liquidity pool then the math will never equalize the supply and demand fluctuations. Do us a favor read our docs. Understand the two staking contracts we have. And hopefully you’ll see why we value LP depth.
We tried to be different but some CT peeps still flamed us. Part of the process though. I hope you’re proud of us father 💪 Net <> $Bond
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the joy of waking up checking bond.ceo, priceless.
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👀 chill
Hearing really big things If what I'm hearing is true...oh man if what I'm hearing is true
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So from Genesis Bond $7 to $49 in one day. 7x is decent. Net Net took like 30-40 days to really take off. We are sitting nice and comfy ready to accelerate. It’s quite simple. Treat your LPs the best. LP stakers get the best rate. 💯
Replying to @BondDotCeo
cooking like Heisenberg
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CZ has a net worth of 114B and lectures you about the Insignificance of money 🤡
Not my usual style to post half naked photos, but what the hell... 🤣 Also 49, no AI, no photoshop, pure human labor. I encourage people to compete on health, not wealth rankings or lambos. More health, more family = true wealth, and happiness.
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How’s the cook doing? Hopefully we cheffed up 👨‍🍳 $Bond to the double (B,B)
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I’ve got 5 funded $10k @tryferm eval accounts up for grabs. Pass the evaluation test, get funded with a $10,000 trading account. Want in? - Follow @tryferm and @CryptoVonDoom - Like, comment, and repost Winners chosen Monday
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Literally @NetNetCap on steroids where holders of $BOND are more protected from crazy inflation thx to major rework by @BondDotCeo May be time to drop $NET, yes even here for the 200k better version? Jussayin DYOR or cry later
I cant believe this net fork is still under the radar Dont be a maxi. READ THE DOCS. ACTUALLY. $bond @BondDotCeo
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Here it is Pool is Live! dexscreener.com/robinhood/0x… app.uniswap.org/explore/pool… CA: 0xEB288E3ca1607E7B921BCb47d5831E88331D65ef
Congrats team and everyone who supported us we filled the Genesis Bond 100% in just under 2 days!!! 🥳
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Seems like our net fork protocol and genesis $Bond went live at the right time (B,B)
Robinhood Chain turns 100 days old tomorrow. And we’re marking the moment with something special in the merch store. 👀 👕 🤳
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Of course you love to see people win. You’re a WINNER. ONLY LOSERS cry about other people winning!
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IDK why people still bot Spaces. It's quite literally one of the most obvious things known to man. @X allows you to see up to 1,000 listeners' profile pictures in the listener list. Trust me, I know. I've hosted Spaces with hundreds of real listeners. Whenever you see around 30–40 people in a Space, but the "Other listeners" section is packed, there's a 99% good chance they're using cheap bots, typically browser instances that aren't even logged in. When someone isn't logged into X, they show up as an "Other listener." Now, when you see the same suspiciously consistent number of "Other listeners" every single time someone hosts a Space, like 50+ without fail, it's painfully obvious what's going on. I've been doing marketing WAY before Web3 was even a thing, and I know my way around automation. But this kind of artificial engagement disgusts me. I'd rather put together genuinely creative campaigns that attract real people and build actual awareness than inflate numbers to impress people who don't know any better. If your marketing strategy revolves around faking an audience, maybe your content just isn't interesting enough to attract a real one. @grok can even tell you I'm 100% right, just ask it within this post.
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$ansem looking black here
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We thought this would grow slower but so far looks great. Same exact Genesis Bond as Net (🥅,🥅). However, it’s a smaller cap and adjusted token price reducing supply for early people. We still want growth from new buyers 60-90+ days from now without creating an excessive surplus of tokens.
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this probably spread from a crypto conference. butt to butt contact is how you contract it.
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Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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