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If the church really wanted me they'd send a missionary to any men's room I walk into because these GLP-1 shits got me begging for salvation
It's me, I'm the guy who will excitedly clock out from my athletic equipment job to see You Can See Everything in a few weeks in a cramped theater while planning to see the Cameron Winter concert film
Economically this isn't necessarily correct but it's hitting on a thing I've run into. My brain hates leftovers spare a few things, so most things I want to cook would be 1, max 2 servings. Can easily make that work with pasta but then it goes immediately to frozen food.
6'5 obese Steph Curry gonna go crazy at the LA Fitness
Let’s say right now you instantly gained the exact same skills as prime Stephen Curry.
You are still your exact same age, have your exact same current body, same current brain, you just have all the ball handling/shooting/footwork etc or 2015-2022 Steph.
Do you think you could make it to the NBA, and if so how long would it take.
NEW FOOTBALL RULE
Any pass behind the line of scrimmage (not just laterals and backwards passes) are live balls and can be picked-up as fumbles if not caught.
No more "dirting" screen passes that get blown up.
One of my current gripes (of many) with sportbooks right now is their ads are so low effort if not AI now. At least big tabacco knew how to make lung cancer feel cool
Maybe that's just a sign they know they don't have to work hard to get you to gamble tho
got passed by a dude in a collared shirt driving his Toyota Camry in a way I can only describe as "I just caught my spouse kissing another man on our Ring camera"
Think about this tweet every so often, truly one for the rafters
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If you listen closely, you can hear all the podcasters across the country rushing to their studios as we speak
BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN.
Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.
Here i am thinking i can sleep in on a weekend only to be met with my two cats running Oklahoma drills with each other at 7am
Now 2.5 games out of the division by winning two series i didn't think we had a chance in. We may still be alive
Talked to my roommate last week about what the #Mariners would need to do to make the playoffs, my conclusion was that being .500 at the end of the year genuinely might be enough for either WC3 or somehow grabbing the West at the end
Will be tracking our pace the rest of the way
I expected at least one cowboy. I saw no cowboy. Sad
Check out this behind-the-scenes look at the performance of "Title Theme" from Mario Kart World, straight from the recording studio!
🎶 Listen now on #NintendoMusic: ninten.do/6016aOI7C