It is YOUR JOB right now to tell ALL YOUR FRIENDS in the REAL WORLD, That you are DOWN BAD AS FUCK. You need to EXAGGERATE STORIES how you’ve LOST IT ALL. Free yourself from the EVIL EYE, Get rid of POCKET-WATCHERS, And the MOST IMPORTANT THING, Watch concealed haters smirk and get happy. NORMALIZE AND HUMANIZE YOURSELF so they don’t feel envy any more. It’s HARD WORK being a YOUNG RICH NIGGA, but this is Crypto PA is a BLESSING. “Wow I’d hate to be in his shoes right now!”—Is what they’ll be thinking. But you know why it’s so good? Because in a month or so, we will be UP BIGLY. And ALL OF THEM CLOWNS will have MISSED IT by getting FUDDED by you. It’s called PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE, bucko. Time to start the POOR LARP NOW. Remilio.

NEVER expunge your mind of your previous all-time high net worth. You MUST obsess over making it back AND MORE. ~ Dr. Axius.