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Mr Maxican 🃏 retweeted
"... Paxton’s staff this month quietly dropped a series of human trafficking and child sexual assault cases after losing track of one of the victims, a stumble in open court emblematic of broader dysfunction ..."
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Mr Maxican 🃏 retweeted
"If Paxton is too lazy to win an election without billionaires and super PACs paving the way, it’s hard to imagine that he’ll suddenly develop the work ethic to be a productive senator for Texas."
houstonchronicle.com/opinion… via @houstonchron
October Surprise!!!
New Talarico scandal: At home with the flu for a week
New Paxton scandal: At a previously unreported New Year’s Eve 2024 celebration in Dubai with two fugitives from U.S. justice and a woman who wasn’t his wife.
wsj.com/politics/policy/ken-…
Mr Maxican 🃏 retweeted
I challenged Ken Paxton to a debate 85 days ago, but no one has heard from him.
People are getting worried.
I’ve received credible reports he's suffering from a rare condition that causes clinical levels of cowardice.
@KenPaxtonTX: I am asking for proof of ability to debate.
TEXAS, we are at war. A mostly unseen and occasionally seen, for those with eyes to see, and ears to hear.
A “Triune” War. We live in a multidimensional existence, and operate mostly in the “Terra.”
The threat vectors are many.
The principalities want your complete destruction and are always prowling.
Pay attention to the cues and marry them up with the historical patterns.
Now operate in all three of your “battle spaces”.
In that exists a freedom few will ever come to fully comprehend. Yours truly included.
However,
We endeavor to persevere.
~ Doc
.@KeeganMKey and @heyCasperKelly if there is a spare Buddy suit laying around not being used… can I borrow it next month? Just need it for one day.
Bill Nye needs your help sending a Texas teacher to the U.S. Senate!
To join our Teachers for Talarico Coalition, sign up here: act.jamestalarico.com/signup…
James Gunn is gonna bring him in for his comedy chops and pair him up with Jason sudeikis blue beetle
Alan Ritchson Confirms He's in Talks With DC to Play Non-Batman Character Details: complex.com/pop-culture/a/tr…
ALT Alan Ritchson Confirms He's in Talks With DC to Play Non-Batman Character
Get a holographic slipcover for free* when you pre-order the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system. Exclusively in Canada at EB Games! Available November 5.
Offer valid until 11/4/2026. *
Pre-order now: bit.ly/4gN0yH9
I know consoles have always been expensive but we know target demographic of the Zelda switch is those of us that played it on the N64? My kids aren’t running to me asking them to buy this.
Zelda pre-order links all in on place: bit.ly/4qXRT8c
Ocarina of Time w/ foil cover art
Amazon: amzn.to/4cvxxgH
Best Buy: bit.ly/4A3FgN3
Walmart: bit.ly/4xLi1pm #ad
Switch 2: bit.ly/4xhVorQ
Pro Controller: bit.ly/4yoHOn8
Young Link amiibo: bit.ly/4A2Vy8Q
Young Zelda amiibo: bit.ly/4yuOP6f
Switch 2 Case: bit.ly/3Uw4d3D
Knowing that if I get this game… I’m going to do a pure 100% completion run.. again.
Adventure through Hyrule and become the Hero of Time when The Legend of #Zelda: Ocarina of Time releases Nov 5 on Nintendo Switch 2. #NintendoDirect
So much for Texas getting another team.
They’re not f****** leaving.
The Vancouver Whitecaps have reached a 5-year deal with the British Columbia government that will keep the club at BC Place, giving #VWFC control of the stadium.
canadiansoccerdaily.com/2026…
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.@adultswim @heyCasperKelly can I request a 3am airing of a too many cooks and @Buddy_The_Uni mashup?
The best thing about #spiderMan movie is that it doesn’t spell everything out to the audience. Not over explained. Everyone is asking how this happened, what does that really mean. I love it.