This seems to be the overwhelming, near-universal reaction of everyone with active firing neurons.

Dodgers celebrate beating the Braves like it’s a Tuesday in July

Eagles -3.5 might be the easiest bet of your life. I understand Chicago is the sharp side. I’m telling you right now, it won’t matter one bit. You have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than seeing the Bears cover tonight. I’m one of the biggest Caleb Williams believers out there, and tonight the world is going to find out just how much he means to this football team. Chicago has a 0% chance of covering. Yes. ZERO percent.

Fans: The Packers were embarrassing on Sunday. The media: The Packers were embarrassing on Sunday. Me: Yes, yes, and it could have been much much worse.

WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist

been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far

Mamdani: Today, I am proud to announce a collection of essential staples that will be predictably 30% cheaper at all five of our city-run grocery stores. This core set of goods will include all fresh produce, meat, and seafood, along with 20 other essential items like cheese, milk, and bread. Here's how it will work. Once a month, our five city-run grocery stores will set prices for this core set of goods at 30% below typical retail prices. No exceptions, no gimmicks. The savings will last for the entire month. That means no weekly fluctuations or sticker shock at the checkout line—not for our seniors living on fixed incomes, nor for the parents who rely on a regular supply of apple slices to keep toddler tantrums at bay.