I may have externalized my interior monologue
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Justin Ring retweeted
On the left, the guy who ordered his 15-man death squad to kill and dismember American journalist Kashoggi in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul. They disposed of the body parts in acid.
On the right, the former leader of Al Qaeda in Syria with a $10m US bounty on his head.
In the middle the most corrupt US President in history @realDonaldTrump
Justin Ring retweeted
.@SenatorAndyKim at USAID: "I talked to the security guard just in there. He said he has been given specific orders to prevent employees of USAID from entering the building today. I just find that to be absolutely ridiculous. This is no way to govern."
Justin Ring retweeted
Every global competitor and foe of America is laughing their ass off at the moronic, ahistoric drivel from this wet-brained chucklefuck.
Justin Ring retweeted
Seeing as we’re just renaming stuff now…
ALT Map of Ireland the UK with “Irish Sea” replaced by “Dublin Ocean”
Justin Ring retweeted
A rapist for AG.
A spy for DNI.
A zealot for Defense.
An antivaxer for Health.
A criminal for president.
This is what Orwellian means.
Justin Ring retweeted
Be clear, Trump’s win is a sign of voter realignment it's a sign of voter apathy. Trump didn't have to convert voters, just hold on to his base. This result is an indictment on MAGA and the 10 million + Biden voters who saw the most racist and sexist campaign, ignored the economists who warned about Trump’s plans wrecking the economy and still stayed home. Just remember that happens now is EXACTLY what y'all asked for and I will be here to remind you. #electionshaveconsequences
Justin Ring retweeted
It’s so odd this election had the same machines the same poll workers the same rules and yet not one republican is saying it’s fixed. I wonder what happened.
Justin Ring retweeted
Really is a tough call.
On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan
But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman
Quite the dilemma
Justin Ring retweeted
If you summon a mob to attack our democracy, you have to lose your job.
If you go to Cancun when your fellow Texans are freezing in the dark, you have to lose your job.
Tomorrow, we fire Ted Cruz.
ALT A photo of Congressman Allred waving at the crowd during a campaign event.
Justin Ring retweeted
I miss the Grand Old Party (GOP) and long for the day when we can return to healthy and principled partisan debates. (We idealistic hippies sometimes need to be reined in by practical conservatism.) But this election is different… and much deeper than D versus R and left versus right. It’s a clear choice, and the survival of our democracy is on the line.
The world needs not the chaos of Trump but the stability of Kamala Harris. The world needs America.
Justin Ring retweeted
I’ve watched my parents and my friends have their lives upended by having to make ends meet when caring for their parents. So, when @KamalaHarris proposed expanding Medicare to cover in-home care, I felt it was a game changer.
Look whose tiny little butthole is wounded! But I guess that’ll happen when you get on your knees for a felon.
These people have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential candidate would take time out of his “busy schedule” to analyze a joke taken out of context to make it seem racist. I love Puerto Rico and vacation there. I made fun of everyone…watch the whole set. I’m a comedian Tim…might be time to change your tampon.
