This great public servant should be getting more than just a poster filter. Here is the full Ope treatment he deserves! @KamalaHQ @Tim_Walz #ope

So excited about the new non-return of @dearhankandjohn with @hankgreen and @MikeWTrapp. @mswz and I now begin any statement where we are about to contradict one another by saying “I am not here to besmirch the good name of potato” 🤷🏻‍♂️

How long is it polite to wait before requesting new @dearhankandjohn episodes? #askingforafriend #imthefriend @hankgreen @johngreen

Dear @cvspharmacy thank you for updating your app so now none of the links in the pharmacy section function… #appfail

Ring camera footage from our front door. You can hear the boom at 3:09:43 @wusa9 @dougkammerer volcanodiscovery.com/earthqu…

I use so much @Splenda in my coffee that I decided to l get a bag instead of going through so many packets. Just did a test to confirm my suspicions, because I felt like a crazy person… it takes nearly 5x as much from the bag to get the level of sweetness from the packets. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’m just here realizing I would would be willing to spend an unreasonable amount of $$ to get the entire @TedLasso season 3 all at once. #manifesting sorry @mswz youtu.be/IR9yjn7Lkdg

You might not want to hear this, but Liberals want Epstein’s client list to be released. And unlike conservatives, we will happily cheer for the prosecution of anyone on it, regardless of their politics

Hey @Twitter I think something is wrong with your algorithm. It labeled Kirk Cameron as a “Movie Star” 😂 you want him called a celebrity, firmer TV star, even author… fine… but this is a hard no.

Happy birthday to the man who single-handedly keeps the guitar pick industry alive #IYKYK #cheaptrick

Why are @facebook reels just the Wish version of @tiktok_us? #hottake #provemewrong

Finding @fairlife protein shakes has been as awful as buying concert tickets. It’s been over a year since vanilla was in stores. They’re basically being scalped online, and the best price you’ll find is WELL over $30/ case. WTAF Fairlife? I depend on these post-op

What is the point of having a @Tesla if not to put random things in your frunk 🤷🏻‍♂️

Definitely using @DoorDash next time instead of @Grubhub. Total insanity with our driver tonight. Doordash would have had that guy on the phone asking WTH. Meanwhile, GrubHub? No customer service… just had us fill out a form and offered $5 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is it just me or did someone turn off the mics that are down on the court? The groundstrokes are oddly muted #espn #USOpen

Few things are more frustrating than when I ask my @amazon echo to do something and have to listen to a 30 second offer of what it can do for me “next time.” The entire house yells “no” in unison. Please just do what I ask @AmazonEchoJP

This is all fine, and how things go… but can we skip to the part where you explain the legality of keeping Rice Krispies Cereal on the shelves? Is this a licensing situation? The people need to know #Kellogg #informthepeople

Update: Now on week #3 of trying to get a customer service rep at @TruistNews. My lender has been hung up on every day as well, after hours on hold. #customerservicefail apparently they don’t want me to pay off my HELOC for some reason