Enthusiast. Heavily caffeinated. Snacker. Idiot. Work in progress. We can all be something bigger.
Aylesbury, England
Joined March 2012
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Oh waaaah waaah waaah! England should have an English manager. No. England should have the best person available who can get the best out of our incredible talent. Nobody whinged when we beat Germany 5-1 with a Swede in charge, did they? #tuchel
Of course, the best way to protect our children is by throwing bricks at the police and looting local phone shops. Good work, fuckwits.
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You can't write comedy like this. 15 seconds of nonsense and then BAM the wide shot takes your breath away. 10/10.
‘The anguish on the faces of the Leeds fans is there for all to see’ says Sam Matterface on TalkSPORT. TalkSPORT the radio station. Radio. That famously non-visual medium.
It’s not so much what he did, more the way that he did it.
Former Fiji PM Frank Bainimarama jailed for a year bbc.in/3UDHBuj
Always amused me when muppets use ‘Born In The USA’ as some sort of nationalist pro-American anthem. They’ve clearly never actually listened to the words.
A man who, with his wife, has wealth enough that their family needn’t work for generations, and yet he chooses to dedicate his time and energy to making life immeasurably worse for those already significantly less fortunate. He’s the actual worst.
'If you're feeling depressed...It doesn't mean that we should assume you can't work.'
PM Rishi Sunak outlines his five key welfare reforms.
'The first is that we should be more ambitious in assessing people's potential for work'
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📺 Sky 501 and YouTube
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The Hillsborough disaster told through the eyes of Des Lynam, who was in the stadium that afternoon for the BBC.
This was broadcast in 2009 for the 20th anniversary. Both powerful and heartbreaking.
A day that nobody will ever forget. ❤️
#JFT97
Pretty amazing that hitting an empty net, regardless of distance, is considered a world class finish. #MUNLIV
Happy Easter y’all, but particularly my favourite ever Middle East based raconteur, magician and long weekend pioneer, the Big JC.
If I was the water cannon operator on #ImACeleb Celebrity Cyclone, I’d turn it on Farage like the Chinese army on a student protestor.
State of the world when a bloke off YouTube builds wells across Africa, provides water for villages and crops, electricity, transportation and a safe bridge across a dangerous river and people are still slagging him off.
The more I hear from him, the more I like him. Quite aside from the fact that he’s got Spurs playing some great football, he’s funny, wry, astute, wise, eloquent and empathic. And I bet he gets his round in. Top man.
Ange Postecoglou is quickly becoming one of the most likeable blokes on the planet. 🇦🇺
Here he is speaking so eloquently and brilliantly on mental health. 🤝
🎥 @footballdaily
Try this on the District line at 7:30 on a Wednesday morning…
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A lovely story from my recent visit to the #FreddieMercury exhibition @Sothebys. You are allowed to photograph the exhibits. Lots of people were taking lots of photos. One man was taking pictures of everything. Every exhibit. The description card. Everything. In order.