@MrBobKerr

Blech.

 Hamilton, Ontario
bobkerrcomedy.com
Joined January 2009
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DOCTOR: I have good news and I have bad news. PATIENT: I’ll take the good news first. DOCTOR: You’ll still make that Metallica concert in September. PATIENT: But that’s in October. DOCTOR: I…uh…okay. Well…is there anyone playing in September that you like?
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BREAKING: Huntington's Disease, which is normally fatal within two decades, has been treated for the first time, according to researchers at the University College London and BBC report.
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We are utterly unprepared for the horrors this year will bring.
Rohana Rezel 🐘 @[email protected]@rohanarezel15 Oct 2019
A university professor tracked down the origin of #TrudeauMustGo hashtag to a single US alt-right bot. US bots are doing to Canada, what the Russian bots did to the US. #cdnpoli #elxn43 threadreaderapp.com/thread/1…
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The past few days have been hell in LA. Sleeping in shifts to see if you have to evacuate. Watching friends lose everything. People unable to find pets. Wildlife wiped out. Then you see misinformation, shitty takes from ppl thousands of miles away. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.
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Hey! Usher and I wear the same shirt! #Halftime
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That piano looks like a space age toilet. #Halftime
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Usher doesn’t even look pregnant. #HalftimeShow
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If you’re going to have Usher do the half-time show, then you can certainly have Weird Al Yankovic do it next year. Come on!
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Taylor Swift not cheering hard enough. :(
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I kind of believe Jason Aldean when he said that he didn’t know about the courthouse and its notoriety. You think any MAGA follower does ANY kind of research?
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Move over @alyankovic! Jason Aldean might have the funniest song to date.
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Between James Franco and Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen just might consider doing solo movies.
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Re: Jonah Hill’s gross texts: my therapist honestly changed my life when he stopped me from saying someone was “violating my boundaries” and explained that boundaries are values you impose on yourself and your own behavior, not rules you can enforce on other people.
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HAPPY CANADA D’EH! My new comedy album THAT’S WHAT BEING CANADIAN’S ALL ABOUT! is now available for the price of a double-double and a donut! #Canada #CanadaDay #CanadianComedy #CanadaLaughs
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Alan Arkin made being an old guy cool.
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one of my favorite Jordan Peterson moments
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Going down a Ryan Andrews wormhole and my brain is already writing itself a true crime doc.
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Jesus Christ.
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If Jeremy Strong was cast as Fred Flintstone, would he get a job at a rock quarry and take a shower with a mastodon’s snout?
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Oh my God. These are great. The GODFATHER.
All The Right Movies
@ATRightMovies17 May 2023
AFRICAN GAZE was an exhibition showcasing the weird and wonderful art form that is the Ghanaian movie poster. These are some of the best... A THREAD 1/20 - Mrs Doubtfire
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