I will strive to be the man that my dog thinks I am.

Blackpool, UK
Joined July 2009
RIP Twitter It was fun, kinda, whilst it lasted. #riptwitter
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Oh, the irony of Thomas Partey not being allowed to enter somewhere that he really wants to go. And not doing. #ghana #canada
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Ace show last night @franhealy, thanks. Even if you didn't play Good Feeling (but cheers for acknowledging my shout out request 😁)! @TravisBand xitter.cf/MrAndyFox/status/18103…
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I still can't get over how bad AI has become. And this is coming from a computer scientist who spent over a decade studying and programming AI. I fucking LOVE AI, but here are 10 reasons I absolutely fucking hate it now, a 🧡 ...
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Just purchased now and looking forward to delving in to tonight 😊
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Sorry @ring, but just as we were looking at getting some more devices, this drops through. A 43% increase in costs will not garner loyalty (especially after your pervious hike from Β£24.99). You will lose my family and a lot more with this hike. #ring #ringdoorbell #doorbell
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When you rock up for the 3rd part of your holiday, half the way across the world, and you find out that your @Airbnb stay/host is utter bollocks, whilst stood in downtown Montreal, with a really pissed off wife, 4 cases and a night of rebooking ahead of you. That. #LaborDay
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It's dead good, too! (as is all his works, tbf, but take the freebie at the gates, get hooked, then come back with your coin in hand, begging for more...)
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This season as a whole may have had as many downs as ups, whilst not living up to the previous two, but my, that's how you do a finale. If everyone in the world sat down and watched this together, it would be a far better place afterwards. Utterly sublime TV. #TedLasso
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Last month @virginmedia overcharged me by Β£11, despite a guarantee my bill wouldn't alter. Many calls later, was guaranteed I'd be credited it back this month, along with all future bills showing this discount. This month. Β£11 too much again, no credit. Utterly useless bunch.
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This miss that sent us down #lufc
Replying to @Toneball29
pro footballer btw
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"Mom, I just won an Oscar!" Ke Huy Quan sobs as he accepts the #Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. bit.ly/3yyLvdi
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I so hope Jane comes out, next week, for the Grand Hurrah, rocking a mohawk and showing Oti how a proper, Olympic, Barnet is done #DancingOnIce
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