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Saw this little beauty on my walk today! 😍#Pride So I popped myself down for a 10 minutes and had a wee think!
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Home from a work trip to a destroyed house at the hands of the builders! Can’t sleep!! Fuu*****!!
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A king. Did @BBCAfrica refer to the Norwegian King as a traditional ruler?
A traditional Ugandan ruler named as the world's youngest monarch has died aged 34, his prime minster announced. Oyo Nyimba Kabamba Iguru Rukidi IV became king of Tooro in western Uganda at just three years old in 1995 after the death of his father. bbc.in/46tSxRo
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Tim Curry and Dolly in two days?!? Fuck off. I’m too tired.
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I could and did cry!
Remembering the late, great Dolly, who brought joy, comfort and inspiration to so many - including the millions of children given free books through her Imagination Library. We will always ❀️ you.
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Remembering the late, great Dolly, who brought joy, comfort and inspiration to so many - including the millions of children given free books through her Imagination Library. We will always ❀️ you.
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Still get alarmed (which I suppose is the point) of those text messages by the government! Heart jumped into my throat!
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Christ, I’ve got a serious meeting tomorrow, I’m going to have to wear underwear for the first time in 31 days! Pray for me πŸ˜‚
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Reform UK's candidate for Clacton:
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Call it periwinkle, call it Cerulian but this shade of blue on Catherine is just *chefs kiss* πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
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I can’t fucking sleep! It’s too hot and I’m knackered! 😩😩
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It’s too fucking hot! I can’t sleep and my body is swampy! 😩
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Why am I getting a load of β€˜ladies’ on my feed with their tits hanging out??!!
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Sweating my bollocks off in London today! If they get any lower I’ll be kicking them down the road! πŸ˜₯
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β€˜The Bishops of Scotland express their gratitude to Pope Leo for his clear and consistent voice in calling for peace. His leadership continues to be a guiding light for the Church and the world at this critical time.’
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Mr Al πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
RETWEET if you stand with Pope Leo against Donald Trump!
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I fear the King and Queen may have been ill advised by the Government on this one.
πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ On advice of His Majesty’s Government, and at the invitation of The President of the United States, The King and Queen will undertake a State Visit to the United States of America. Their Majesties’ programme will celebrate the historic connections and the modern bilateral relationship between the UK and the US, marking the 250th anniversary of American Independence. πŸ‡§πŸ‡² The King will continue to Bermuda to undertake His Majesty’s first Royal Visit as Monarch to a British Overseas Territory.
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Simple day ahead- Mass, gym then get the Haggis on for #BurnsNight
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Oh no, used to love watching her and the girls with my Granny. We could only watch it if we didn't tell her parents!
We are sad to announce the passing of Australian actress and presenter Patsy King at the age of 95. Governor Erica Davidson in the original TV series Prisoner (Prisoner: Cell Block H in the UK and USA, Caged Women in Canada). Patsy King 1930-2026 tvark.org/prisoner-cell-bloc…
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Ran past the Royal Courts of Justice today!! Press galore. Was wondering what the hell was going on so consulted twitter! The one day I miss the Today programme and didn’t know what was going on in London!
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