The time is 12:00:01 am New Year’s Day, you land a kick flip, you’re the first person in the world to land a kick flip this year. You’re a hero. Bless you whoever and where ever you are

I can’t believe the #buffalobills are promoting this guy

Follow me around the world in my jet as I fight climate change

You know what would look sick next to all this trash and abandoned vehicles in my lawn? A spray painted sign for a former president

I just took something completely apart and put it back together with ZERO spare parts after

If someone told me I could never have chipotle ever again… I would say thanks

Can we talk about the TOUR ? Holy shit

July the fourth be with you

You ever look around and think.. wow, this place sucks

I forgot how good hockey is..

THE FOUNTAIN WAS OFF

This is me now

AI IS RUINING CRIME

Taylor swift playing in the Uber, I ask him to turn it off, tell him it’s my ex girlfriend and I can’t support her anymore after what she did to me. Uber driver: 🧐

Guy walks into bathroom: ALL THE SHITTERS ARE FULL?! GUESS ILL SHIT OUTSIDE

JESUS SAVES….EVEN THE DEMOCRATS- Billboards in the south

I needed a $15 part and spent $100 more to get free shipping #AMA

This

There’s no worse passengers than the Orlando flights

“You’re a piece of shit!” Yeah…well you’re the whole thing

May the sixth sense be with you