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event host & party mc | nerd | capricorn | facilitator of good vibes | neon light connoisseur | THEE host of #thesetrnb

Washington, D.C.
Joined March 2009
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GIVEAWAY TIME! Enter for the chance to win a @PlayStation 5 Digital Edition ($599 value!)! Rules:🔁Retweet &♥️Like this post! Ends: 10/23/2026 11:59pm PDT BONUS ENTRY: What was your favorite video game growing up? *Terms and conditions: 1 x PlayStation 5 Digital Edition will be given away. Multiple/duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. USA only. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Sony, PlayStation, or X
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hey @goatapp, between your customer service and shipping partner, Sway, there’s a lot left to be desired. at this point, i just want my shoes delivered correctly or my money back.
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Missing: 12-year-old Michael Morgan was last seen on July 30 at 11:30a.m. in the 13600 block of Route 50 in Chantilly. He is 4’05”, 60lbs, with black hair and brown eyes. Last seen wearing a white t-shirt with dinosaur prints, gray pajama pants with white clouds. (1/2)
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Checkpoint tonight on Benning Rd N.E near Ross
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okay, i feel like this is a bit excessive, homie whole platform is his backyard, why not just address it from the backyard?!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOASDFJJF
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How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸
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In 1996, Washington, D.C.’s own Nonchalant delivered one of the smoothest hits of the decade with “5 O’Clock.” ⏰🔥

Released on MCA Records, the song appeared on her debut album, Until the Day, and quickly became a standout moment in mid-90s Hip Hop. The track was produced by
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in studio now... come on thru. Bring Ms. Ari🎼🎙️ create. Create. CREATE!
Robert Glasper says he'd want to bring Anita Baker and Ari Lennox into the jazz world. #Grammys
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We humbly ask that you keep Ms. Shirley’s family, loved ones, and the Beauty 2 The Streetz family in your prayers during this incredibly difficult time. Further information will be shared as it becomes available.
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Video Shows Comedian Corey Holcomb Punch Female Comic in the Face tmz.me/yGVdBs5
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This story not getting enough attention. Here are the facts.. 1. He is a United States citizen 2. He was robbed by ICE 3. He was choked nearly to death 4. He is a child
HOLY SHIT! In Houston, 16 year old United States Citizen Arnoldo Bazan was choked nearly to death by an ICE agent. The agent then stole the phone which was recording the altercation and SOLD it. A FUCKING CHILD.
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#MISSINGPERSON 39-year-old Bryant Williams - 6’4” - 220 lbs. Last seen in the Woodlawn area at the end of October. If located, please contact 911 or 410-887-1340.
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Teach her 'WHOOP RICO' next
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A 15 y/o Conyers girl with special needs named Amilyah Higgins has been missing since she walked away from her home on December 11. Conyers police and her family are searching for her and asking anyone with information to contact authorities.
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Members of Congress pretending to do something.
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Awesome opportunity I am #Hiring a year-round #Intern for the Cyber Advanced Analysis Team at Navy Federal Credit Union. 🔐 Applicants must be willing to commit to 20-40h per week during business hours, around school obligations 🔐 Applicants MUST be in a degree-granting program 🔐 Graduation expected no earlier than December, 2026 🔐 Hybrid to Vienna, VA, Winchester, VA or Pensacola FL Click through to the role and if you're interested, apply through the official portal. linkedin.com/posts/annarfrid…
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you want old ppl, kids and your peers to hurt your feelings? get you a pair of these and get instantly transported back to your awkward youth full of emotional damage…
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Vegetta didn’t know he could go Super Saiyan until he saw Goku do it.
Kinda crazy how all them MJ highlights now being done on the weekly
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