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Certified idiot. Sunnydale High 🐗 🚩. Heart of the Scoobies. Dumb Funny 😄. A BITCA?

Sunnydale
Joined June 2023
"Funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." 😈 🧲 Alexander Harris 😈 🧲 Buffy's white knight 😈 🧲 Part of The Scooby Gang 😈 🧲 Ships with Anya or Chem 😈 🧲 Demon Magnet 😈 🧲 Best friend to Buffy and Willow 😈 🧲 Independent portrayal of Xander
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Replying to @chansgalaxyy
i just zoomed in on ryan goslings ass someone kill me NOW
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#Capricorn is indeed the most playful, witty, fun partner of all but you will only see that if you deserve it and waited long enough.
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#Capricorns are slow to anger, but once you’ve crossed that line there is no going back.
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↳ Indie ver. of Seeley Booth "Everything happens eventually." ☆ Veteran Roleplayer ☆ MS/MV/Bisexual + Canon/AU ☆ MDNI (21+ RP) ☆ Lengthy/Slow Responses ☆ Timeline/AU Flexible ☆ Crossover Friendly ☆ Ships w/ Chem #Buffy #Angel #Supernatural #TVD #Bones
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Xander Harris retweeted
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓. 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄. 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Rogue Slayer. BtVS/AtS series, comics and the Go Ask Malice novel. AU. Crossover friendly. RP/Parody account. Eliza’s movies/series added. Roleplaying as the sexy slayer since ‘08. #Gypsy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀
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INDEPENDENT PORTRAYAL OF Angel /Angelus / Liam Veteran Parody Writer here! Looking for all Buffyverse characters including the ones in Angel. Multiverse, AU, OC, and crossover are all welcome here! Interested Do not be afraid to DM; let's start discussing a fantastic story!
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INDEPENDENT PORTRAYAL OF Faith Lehane. Veteran Parody Writer here! Looking for all Including the Buffy verse, AU, OC, and crossover are all welcome Single Ship {Ships with Chemistry?} Don't be a stranger because that's no fun let's get something kick ass going! Five by Five
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𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐞 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝘮𝘦.
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saying goodbye to tiktok with the funniest tiktok ever
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The TikTok ban:
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Hey! I'm not stupid, it’s called a joke.. Oh, I forgot that you don't know what a joke is.
Very rarely it occurs that I hear something so stupid that it, yknow, physically hurts me but you just managed that somehow.
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Please, you probably didn't even have books in your time.
You know, I'd love to prove you wrong — but I really don't wanna sink to your level.
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You probably don’t even know what it is yourself, Angel. 🙄
Open a book on biology for once.
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Girls, you have some explaining to do because I wanna know what these are for. Are they for hiding something in there of what?
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Update: I just looked it up and I’m actually concerned.. because what the heck is “discharge?!”
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