Dear Gregory, I’m very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back. ➡️ 🌕

Tilted Towers
Joined August 2024
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my manager, btw
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G. Khan@SomeAssHat66616h
60s Marvel villains meeting their counterparts from Ultimate Universe.
the genius of snl’s “world’s most evil invention” is that everyone enters a contest to see who can be the most evil, but nobody seems prepared for someone who takes the assignment literally. the other scientists bring exaggerated comic-book weapons. then dwayne johnson’s character presents an invention that completely changes the atmosphere in the room. the joke isn’t simply that his idea is shocking. it’s that everyone else suddenly discovers they had an unspoken limit to what “evil” was supposed to mean.
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nathan is a highly intelligent person, but he also understands the power of a classic gag. people trying their hardest not to knock a thing over is always a hit.
when nathan fielder had that antique shop open for 24 hours next to a bar so they could take advantage of the you break it you buy it policy nathan “you know that antique shop next door, they’re open 25 hours now” “24 hours, that’s weird” 😭
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Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
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The likes keep coming. Lanterns motion is unmatched
When I heard that accent slip in #Lanterns "SPEAK UHP" 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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do these people’s parents just, never check on them??? Like at all???
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getting ur clit rubbed by a dj prolly go crazy, he down there like wikiwikiwiki
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my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin
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SO THEN FUCKING ARREST HIM
GPC@GPC_GloballOct 18
🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Lieu: "The full Epstein files show that Trump raped children."
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 19
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has passed ‘SUPERGIRL’ to become the highest-grossing movie produced by Warner Bros this Summer. The film was almost permanently deleted by Warner Bros for a tax write-off.
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Superhero Movie (2008)
I wish 2000s parody movies were still a thing because we'd definitely get a completely nonsensical Digger appearance in one
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I'd actually be down for a yearly "homer has the zeropoint so we're back in Springfield" every November
🚨 MINI SEASON THEME CONFIRMED - THE SIMPSONS 2 🏴‍☠️✅ It will be a special PIRATE EPISODE of The Simpsons, where Homer has secured the Zero Point Sliver once more and begins transforming Springfield into Pirateville. Hope and Jones need to STOP HIM! 🔥
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Zay 🔜 SWCLA@justxavierisunc19h
I swear this game just looks fake but in a flattering way
It’s November 19 and you’re driving around listening to ’80s hits on Vice City FM:
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The fact that you can also see the little dots is insane. This suit looks so good when you don’t drown it in cgi
The physical version of the Stark suit looks so good, tangible costumes are always the best
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Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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This shit feels like 10 years ago
Hello @X, watch Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 1
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You’ll never be her.
since daredevil is getting cancelled after season 3 fuck it matt murdock season 1 apartment
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wow i never could have seen this coming
natasha lyonne being a trumpie was not on my bingo card
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Spidey Super Stories released 52 years ago today (as part of a segment for the show Electric Company) It starred Danny Seagren as the first ever live action Spider-Man Morgan freeman narrated a lot of the episodes
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