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Maxine Morton retweeted
Had such a lovely evening with my beautiful 'adopted sister' @Mortonstorm last night! 💖
Obsessivley counting out olives to work out how much they weigh, due to a lack of weighing scales #dietwhore #countingcalories #foodmath
@thisispeggysue Sadly I'm not working...might just pretend I forgot something at work and come in anyways #ggggunit
Final resort in the hope it will help ease Spring/Summer out of it's hiding place... instagram.com/p/XXvhJIzJNF/
Maxine Morton retweeted
we have some funky redfoot wellies worth £60 to give away, via @secretsales. Yes, wellies can be funky. RT to win. secretsales.com/listing/?col…
That fish finger sandwich I had after my late shift last night put me in a coma. Only just got up #lazybitch
Should have saved my toilet break for Ed Sheeran as opposed to the model segment. #dammit #ClosingCeremony
Maxine Morton retweeted
Half expecting Heather Trott to fly down gyrating naked on a pole. #Eastenders #ClosingCeremony #London2012
I'm avoiding tonights Olympic hype in favour of the episode of #southpark where Britney Spears shoots her head off. I'm an awful Brit.
@thisispeggysue @caitlin_125 If you've seen any of 'Mark Wrights Hollywood Nights' then you would know how ridiculous this is! #boycantact
Maxine Morton retweeted
To help brighten up your morning, here is a picture of Ian Beale dressed as a tramp. digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2/ea…