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Nandagopal Purohit retweeted
So, it is true! Hardip Puri was with Jeffrey Epstein; who procured underage girls for world leaders to be exploited upon in Epstein Island and his New York Town House. They would sacrifice children, drink blood and worship Satan. Remember the disappearing girls of Gujarat?
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Spoken like a true terrorist
Marco Rubio says the Palestine issue would be easier to deal with if Iran ceased to exist
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Epstein's pedo franaad @HardeepSPuri
Epstein Paaji told us he only met Epstein as part of a delegation 3-4 times. Guess the other delegates were hiding under the table in these 2 photos, Paaji.
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Nandagopal Purohit retweeted
Dear Countrymen,🚨 Sub: Regime Change 🆘 When Gandhiji and the Congress sought regime change through the Quit India Movement in 1942, Shyama Prasad Mukherjee and the Sangh opposed it, acting as informers for the British and helping them arrest freedom fighters. Whenever the Sangh or its patrons hold power, they oppose Regime Change, even when it reflects the aspirations of the Indian people. And this government came to power through electoral theft. CJP will never seek regime change because, fundamentally, both CJP and AAP are part of the RSS project. Regime change will come, and the toxic RSS family will fade into history.
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A tribute to illiterate non-biological @narendramodi
A song dedicated to our 56” ka chota bandar
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Nandagopal Purohit retweeted
Shocking! The SIR Scam!
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Verybguj respect for NDPS famous termite surya can't.
🚨BIG BREAKING : This is a SUPREME INSULT 🔥 105 graduates of NLSIU Bengaluru skipped their own convocation on Oct 17 rather than take their degree from CJI Surya Kant Now CJI probably understand that respect comes from your character and deeds, not your title! > Over 700 students and alumni had signed a letter opposing the presence of the CJI and BCI chief Manan Kumar Mishra > Why? Because the BCI tried to halt NALSAR's batch from enrolling as lawyers after those students objected to the CJI > The order was withdrawn within hours, but the message was clear : object, and we'll end your career before it begins Think about it for a second. > Manan Kumar Mishra : BCI chairman AND a BJP Rajya Sabha MP > NALSAR students : threatened for disagreeing > NLSIU students : convocation cancelled, then told to "publicly invite" the CJI These are the country's future judges and lawyers. They've seen how this system works up close, and they've decided they want no part of it. When even law students stop trusting the people at the top of the law, the problem isn't the students. Respect can't be ordered, CJI sahab. It has to be earned 🗿🔥
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Nandagopal Purohit retweeted
Seemingly judging people by their national origin isn't anymore shamefull and undecent. Frankly, have missed that special moment of time in history, when it became socially acceptable. I would rather keep retrograde values, if you allow. Though we had some harsh lesson about a century ago in this regard. It's a complete disgrace, to judge / group people in this terms, whatever nationality they belong to. It was and it is
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Election Commission's own software contains a lock written for one state, and only one - West Bengal. An independent audit of the Commission's portal ECINET, reported by @htTweets has found a feature that can bar Electoral Registration Officers and Assistant EROs, only in West Bengal, from two critical functions: 🔹Reviewing voters' enumeration forms 🔹Viewing the notice and hearing dashboard Officers in every other state have access to both. The audit found no such exclusion anywhere else in India. The audit was carried out by the civic-tech initiative Charchagram. Its data scientist Saurav Rajput examined ECINET's publicly served code on October 2, 6, 7 and 9. The feature was still there in code fetched as recently as October 19. In his words: West Bengal is separately hard-coded in the codebase & excluded from it (for ERO and AERO). Understand what is at stake. The enumeration form page holds each voter's details - name, voter ID, who submitted the form, the documents uploaded & the booth level officer's recommendation. It holds the ERO/AERO-Document & Hearing-Order files, along with the buttons to send a form back to the BLO or flag it. The notice & hearing dashboard is where notices are tracked and hearings processed. It is where the decision is made about who stays on the roll and who is removed. Under the law, the ERO is the officer responsible for preparing and revising the electoral roll. If ECINET can shut Bengal's EROs out of the forms & the hearings, the country has a right to know who would be reviewing them instead. On September 24, the Election Commission told the country that ECINET is a decentralised platform and that nobody else can perform their statutory function on ECINet, including any other officer of ECI. If only EROs and AEROs can perform these functions, and the code can bar Bengal's EROs and AEROs from the forms and the hearings, then the Commission's two claims cannot both stand. Now look at the timeline - 🔹September 26: After two Election Commissioners raised objections, the Commission set up a committee to examine whether ECINET complies with the law, following complaints that control of electoral rolls had been centralised. 🔹September 28: Bengal exception has existed in the code at least since this date. 🔹October 16: A new build of the app is introduced. Bengal exception is still in it. 🔹October 19: The exception is still present in the live code. While the Commission said it was examining whether its system had been centralised, the code continued to treat one state differently from every other. When Hindustan Times sent the Election Commission a questionnaire, it did not respond. Nation demands- 🔹Explain why ECINET's code contains a West Bengal-only exclusion for EROs and AEROs. 🔹Name who ordered this code to be written & when. 🔹Disclose whether this restriction has ever been switched on, in which constituencies, and for how long. 🔹Reveal who reviewed Bengal's enumeration forms and hearings during any period the restriction was active. 🔹Publish ECINET's access rules and access logs, and place the portal before an independent technical audit with the findings made public. Code does not write itself. A hard coded exception for one state is a deliberate choice & someone made it. The Election Commission must tell nation who made that choice & why. From Karnataka's "dead" voters to Delhi's "untraceable" citizens & now a Bengal only exception in the Commission's own software, the same question keeps coming up: who is really in control of India's voter rolls? The vote belongs to the people, not to whoever controls the code. hindustantimes.com/india-new…
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Nandagopal Purohit retweeted
THE TRAITOR Prashant Bhushan says the goal is regime change, but Dipke’s silence in the video speaks volumes. And this infographic shows exactly why: He rejected Rahul’s table to sign Gobi’s bond. Choosing the establishment over protesters facing jail. Pure betrayal.
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Nandagopal Purohit retweeted
जस्टिस सूर्यकांत की अध्यक्षता में ज्यूडिशियरी अदालतों के भाजपाकरण के रोज़ नये रिकॉर्ड बना रही है. बबलू राय को हत्या के मामले में उम्रकैद हो चुकी है और अब उसने बीजेपी से चुनाव लड़ने की ख्वाहिश जताई तो इलाहाबाद हाईकोर्ट के जजों सिद्धार्थ और विनय द्विवेदी का दिल पसीज गया. इस बेंच ने बबलू राय की सजा को स्टे कर दिया और जमानत भी दे दी. अंधेर नगरी चौपट राजा की नई कहानियां लिखी जा रही हैं कोर्ट में.
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Nandagopal Purohit retweeted
L'aura du type... j'en ai des frissons 🥶
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A tribute to very guj literate @AshwiniVaishnaw
ट्रेन म*"""चो 6 घंटे लेट आ रही है, किसको गाली दे म***चो* चाचा की गाली उसके तक पहुंचा देना।
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Tadipaar @AmitShah is the home minister.
So, the Canadian govt sees that the organised crime of Lawrence Bishnoi is connected with Indian agents! Shocking if true!
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Nandagopal Purohit retweeted
जीवन बीता है न्यूज़रूम में. कोई खबर अपने आप खुद को पब्लिश नहीं कर सकती. प्लानिंग होती है, तथ्य और उसके इलेमेन्टस जुटाये जाते हैं. प्रोसेस होती है, किसी सीनियर का अप्रूवल होता है. जैसी खबर ABP News नेहा के बारे में चलाई उसमे तो लीगल पक्ष भी देखा जाता है. ये जानबूझ कर किया गया अपराध है. NBDSA को एक्शन लेना चाहिये. चैनल का लाइसेंस सस्पेंड करना करना चाहिये.
Replying to @ABPNews
@ABPNews ने फ़र्ज़ी ख़बर चलाकर मुझे प्रॉस्टिट्यूsट कहा, और अब मुझसे मेरा रेट पूछा जा रहा है. क्या एबीपी न्यूज़ का माफ़ीनामा लोगों के दिमाग़ में मेरे ख़िलाफ़ बैठ चुकी अफ़वाहों को ख़त्म कर देगा? क्या माफ़ीनामा लिखने से अपराध ख़त्म हो जाता है? एबीपी न्यूज़ की खबर में मेरा नाम गलती से नहीं आया था. पूरी की पूरी खबर ही मुझे डिफ़ेम करने के लिए गढ़ी गई थी. ये सुपारी जर्नलिज़्म है जिसका उद्देश्य ही व्यक्ति का का मान-मर्दन करना और आईटी सेल को सपोर्टिंग कंटेंट-स्क्रीनशॉट देना होता है. इनकी फ़र्ज़ी ख़बर के स्क्रीनशॉट हमेशा ऑनलाइन मौजूद रहेंगे और इन्हें हमेशा मेरे ख़िलाफ़ यूज़ किया जाएगा. क्या मेरे इस नुक़सान की भरपाई इनके माफ़ीनामे से हो जाएगी? मुझे माफ़ी नहीं न्याय चाहिए. @NCWIndia
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Washing machine is running in full swing at high laundry. Siddharth and Vinai are the judges.
Allahabad High Court suspends conviction of murder convict who wishes to contest election on BJP ticket Read here: barandbench.com/news/allahab…
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Nandagopal Purohit retweeted
Excellent Indian Express story on massive "cybercrime proceeds management" scam, run from Goa. Busted now. The mind boggles at the scale of what's happening. #cybercrime #Goa
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Dinesh and Aditi are the judges. What do you expect from high joke when supreme jokers like termite surya and chaddi joymalya upholds and justifes the legitimacy of SIR?
No Basis To Fear That SIR-Deleted Voters Will Be Giving False Declaration If They Apply Through Form-6 : Delhi High Court |@nupur_0111 #ECI #SIR #DelhiSIR livelaw.in/high-court/delhi-…
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Termite Surya NDPS farted again.
Oh he has a sense of humour too 🤷‍♀️
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