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I’m just an average citizen with a Stromboli, a college degree, and a baby

Joined December 2011
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Who wore it better? 1) me 2) Eric Foreman
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ALL CHARLIE KIRK DID WAS HAVE A RESPECTFUL DIALOGUE WITH PEOPLE HE DISAGREED WITH
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I think I have to be a sober sally the rest of my life bc being hungover with a child to care for is top 5 worst things ever
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Decision fatigue. From meals to career paths
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Whenever I’m awake at home and no one else is, I always hear an owl hooing.
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Why is it so expensive just to see with my own eyes??????
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Goodbye Earl - The (Dixie) Chicks
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Being a working mom is so hard😭😭😭 you miss so many “firsts” and it’s heart wrenching hearing about it and not being there to witness it yourself😭😭😭
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Waking up after an extra hour of sleep vs. when the sun goes down at 4pm today
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they thought joe biden was gonna forgive student loans and instead they’re gonna get drafted into world war 3
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You never realize how bad you need your hair done until someone takes your pic🫠
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No one tells you how difficult it is to navigate having a sick baby and working….
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Life isn’t fair😩 in my feels today that other people get to spend more time with my baby than me bc of work. IM SAD.
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Me: Peyton’s cradle cap is coming back a little bit Josh: What’s cradle cap? Those helmets they make babies wear? Why are dads clueless🤦🏼‍♀️
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If you heard my baby screaming in Target, ✨no you didn’t✨
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Cleaning my house is so difficult at this point, I’m about to give up😩
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Why does no one know how to drive today????
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As soon as the weather gets nice, I want to quit my job. I shouldn’t have to be inside all day long😩😩😩
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constantly just out breath all day everyday
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