You are getting r4ped is what happened and been happening since this pheggot got in office
What just happened?
At 2:30 PM ET today, CBS News reported that President Trump was considering "boots on the ground" in Iran.
Then, at 3:43 PM ET, President Trump said "I don't want to do a ceasefire with Iran," with the S&P 500 hitting a new 2026 low.
Exactly 90 minutes later, at 5:13 PM ET, President Trump said the US is "considering winding down" the war with Iran.
Between the 3:43 PM ET and 5:13 PM ET comments, the S&P 500 had already risen nearly +1% on NO news.
By 6:15 PM ET, the S&P 500 rallied +1.8% from its low, adding +$900 BILLION in market cap.
Markets are now closed until Monday.
always funny seeing the same names calling for (more) down when price is already (down)
only to call price for (more) up when price is already (up) after they were already (wrong) just a day or two ago
there's only so much money sloshing around in crypto
think vvv topped. if i'm wrong i'll simply delete this tweet
short
MorganGribtgoins retweeted
my intern been trying to book this guys flight for 2 days
i believe his location is so fucking obscure that it may be the first time in history anyone from his village has ever left
we will find a way to get him out the hood
so that i can gamble with his life
goombler mode
Replying to @BlerGoom
Sponsor my trip...I will prove ur bullshits wrong 🤣
Or good thing I die and ur do grave dance
looking good, think we see much higher prices next few weeks if dont get any data surprises, want to buy dips or buy breakouts i think
so far though market structure still looks choppy/dump leaning, 83s-90s? idk









