Suze, Seahawks, and Rock’n’Roll

Joined July 2009
Atlanta Falcons coming out of the tunnel Sunday against the 49ers
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Too easy
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BREAKING: Following the backlash over the Falcons’ new logo, the Buccaneers have scrapped the logo they planned to use during Sunday’s game against the Panthers
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Falcons look like they're about to invade Poland
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The Eagles learning Jalen Hurts was diagnosed with severe blood clots in his lungs
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The NFL and the Philadelphia Eagles almost killed Jalen Hurts for a Week 5 international showcase. ​The full details of what happened behind closed doors in London just surfaced, and the negligence is staggering. ​Before kickoff in London, Hurts was in a hospital bed until 4:00 AM undergoing emergency vascular testing. Medical staff instructed him not to sleep because sleep was considered an active health risk. ​Instead of shutting down their $255 million franchise quarterback, the team cleared him to play 60 minutes of brutal, high-impact collision football on zero sleep. ​Then, they loaded him onto a pressurized, 8-hour transatlantic flight back to Philadelphia. ​Every doctor on the planet knows that long-haul flights and cabin pressure are the exact triggers that cause lower-extremity blood clots to break free. The Eagles spent days assuring the public it was just a "minor, superficial calf clot". ​Now the truth comes out: the clot dislodged, shot through his bloodstream, and caused multiple pulmonary emboli in his lungs. ​Hurts is officially out for the season, placed on blood thinners where taking a single routine tackle could cause a fatal internal hemorrhage. ​He isn't just lucky to play football again, he is lucky to be alive. ​When the NFL preaches "player safety," remember this moment. They ran a human being into the ground for television ratings in the UK, almost lost him to a preventable medical catastrophe, and cratered their entire season in the process. ​Who inside that building signed off on letting him play and board that flight?
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*Bhayshul Tuten does something cool*
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Tiger Woods driving a Genesis GV80 through Rancho Palos Verdes
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Sam Darnold is playing like Sam Darnold again. But not the Sam Darnold that turned into Sam Darnold, the Sam Darnold before Sam Darnold.
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1-4 fantasy teams getting AJ Brown back
AJ Brown (ankle) will return to practice Wednesday.
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Just a reminder...
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MHJ can't even get proper separation from the Cardinals.
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When you spend all your time and energy on your fantasy team and it’s still ass
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how it feels to still believe in Kyle Pitts
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If you still have kickers (or defense) in your fantasy league, your league sucks
Colts' kicker Spencer Shrader has scored more fantasy points (54) than Ja'Marr Chase Omarion Hampton Drake London Chase Brown Justin Jefferson Jeremiyah Love
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Parce qu’ils ont étudié l’histoire
Pq tous les profs d'histoire sont de gauche c'est quoi la vraie explication
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Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain
The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.
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DB: *stabs receiver with a knife* Ref: *throws a flag* DB:
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Chargers offense trying to figure out what to do with a football
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Drake Maye fires it to Romeo Doubs! Romeo Doubs:
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