#Bitcoin & Florida Gators Maximalist. I’m not here to help, I’m here to laugh. Nostr: npub1jwqcdljz6qcsdjrasjc54xcyy2xj0dxqc84f6r29sjva4dcqwntqwhqhwg

Port Charlotte, FL
Joined April 2010
hodlsexual™️🆒 retweeted
“If Bitcoin ends up just being digital gold, it is a failed project.” — @jack Dorsey
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Tselly And Frens - EP1 - Rekt and Shorty (Part One)
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Sometimes you do a little smash buy just to feel something outside of the DCA
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hodlsexual™️🆒 retweeted
JUST IN: Public company Robinhood added $25 million of Bitcoin to its balance sheet 👀 Their first Bitcoin purchase ever 💥
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Our new bitcoin adult animated series @TsellyAndFrens makes its debut this week on @indeehub!!! EP1 - Rekt and Shorty (Part One) Thank you to our amazing staff @MaxisClub and @GaryLeeNYC!!!! Voiceovers by @ICOffenderII @BTCsessions @efenigson @carlabitcoin @15Grepples @marsspitsbarz @Don_Tsell Music by @robbiep808x @Pleb_Rap @lilbubble @roger__9000 Sponsored by: @SHCompute @PeonyLaneWine @BitBoxSwiss @BitcoinNewsCom @PlebUnderground
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Inflation is so much more than what the government tells you.
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Look, Buster is good. But can we take a moment to recognize the best hire on this current staff? #Gators
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I saw as many @Grubhub robots on Ohio State campus as students.
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“Babe, you promised me lower lows."
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Can all @BetOpenly fans just tell 1 person about us?! Just 1?! How TF is Bet365 still a thing??!!
US gaming app downloads hit 3M during NFL Week 1, up 11% YoY, per Citizens: 1. Polymarket — 762K 2. Kalshi — 592K 3. DraftKings — 415K 4. FanDuel — 265K 5. Sleeper — 239K 6. bet365 — 104K 7. Hard Rock — 97K 8. PrizePicks — 94K 9. Fanatics — 81K 10. BetMGM — 64K
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Top 10 Florida Gator Terrorists of All-Time 1. Billy Napier 2. Scott Stricklin 3. Marco Wilson 4. Urban Meyer's Chest Pains 5. Dan Mullen's Recruiting 6. Treon Harris 7. Emory Jones 8. Feleipe Franks 9. God Forgetting about Lagway 10. Cam Newton Stealing a Macbook Pro
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I keep watching this thinking this is some sick joke.
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Conservative Inc influencers after the group chat sends out the new talking points:
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lmao to Circle promoting $USDC on Chelsea’s kit
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Replying to @CanexBTC
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@Ledger Developers opening Twitter to see a new Hardware wallet Bug or Hack in 2026
BITBOX DISCLOSES TWO SEVERE HARDWARE WALLET VULNERABILITIES @BitBoxSwiss says there are no reports that any of the vulnerabilities were exploited or that user funds were stolen. All disclosed issues are fixed in firmware v9.26.5, and BitBox is urging all users to update immediately. Internal security audits uncovered two severe vulnerabilities, along with new details about a previously fixed bootloader flaw. One vulnerability affecting BitBox Multi devices could allow a malicious host to execute arbitrary code and potentially install malicious firmware on devices that had not yet been set up. Another flaw in Silent Payments could allow an attacker using a malicious host device to redirect funds to an unintended address, locking the Bitcoin and potentially enabling a ransom attack. BitBox also disclosed that a previously patched bootloader vulnerability could have allowed an attacker to trick users into installing malicious firmware capable of stealing funds.
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