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Moray Dad

@MorayDad

Man of Kent in North East Scotland. Husband, dad, freight forwarder, home renovator, bassist, punk, chef, sumo fan, procrastinator.

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Joined May 2009
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The Tricolore textbooks did not prepare us for all this shit going off in France. The most exciting thing that ever happened in La Rochelle was Annette falling off her bike or Philippe enjoying a particularly tense game of le badminton down l'auberge de jeunesse.
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On the birthday of Margaret Thatcher, let us take a moment to remember what a cruel, heartless piece of shit she was.
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And therein lies the problem.
The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) profile pictureThe Tennessee Holler
@TheTNHollerOct 10
TRUMP IN CLARKSVILLE: “I could say the stupidest things, and you’d clap and say ‘I love you so much” 😬
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@BBCWorldOct 9
Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru bbc.in/4yLh3Ko
Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru

Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru

The left-wing candidate won a narrow victory in a remote district in the Peruvian Andes, exit polls show.

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One income families? Those days are long gone. Pay your workers properly and pay your taxes you bald git.
Forbes (@Forbes) profile pictureForbes
@ForbesOct 8
Jeff Bezos Claims AI Could Allow For 3-Day Workweeks And One-Income Families go.forbes.com/bKpnur
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Gator Gar
@gatorgarOct 9
Intelligence 64
Michael Trinh (@_mctrinh) profile pictureMichael Trinh
@_mctrinhOct 9
What's coming after superintelligence?
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Dylan Williams@dylanotesOct 8
You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.
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@WhiteHouseOct 8
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕
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I like this. Play your vinyl, folks...
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"I've just shat myself, you need to clean it up". Twats.
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@NBCNewsOct 1
The Trump administration has asked several European allies to release diesel fuel from their national emergency stockpiles in an effort to increase global supplies and tamp down on soaring prices. nbcnews.com/business/energy/…
U.S. pressures European allies to release diesel reserves as Trump considers export ban

U.S. pressures European allies to release diesel reserves as Trump considers export ban

The average price of U.S. diesel fuel has soared by 70% since late February.

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And yet you’re posting about us.
Rosie's Yemen Mocha (@DarnelSugarfoo) profile pictureRosie's Yemen Mocha@DarnelSugarfooSep 23
REM is a band who was one of the biggest acts on earth at one point, but now has zero cultural footprint.
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③@zurskiiiSep 23
We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot
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Never trust a fart...
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An interesting way for Kuennsberg to admit she has the dullest taste in music...
Darren Parkinson 🌍💚🤘 (@DarrenBar88) profile pictureDarren Parkinson 🌍💚🤘@DarrenBar88Sep 20
Laura Kuenssberg: "Is it for people who are singers, songwriters, artists to be taking public positions on very very controversial, difficult, complicated issues" THE most stupid, ridiculous, uninformed, ignorant question I have ever heard. #BBCLauraK
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Today, I went to the grocery store and purchased $20 worth of vegetables. I now have a $20 trade deficit with the grocery store. They clearly ripped me off. I will now cut off all trade with the grocery store and let my family starve in order to Make My Household Great Again.
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@atruparSep 16
Trump: "If we lose $50 billion a year with a country, and we say 'we're not going to trade with you anymore,' we don't lose $50 billion a year. It's very simple. Right?"
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Well, Mitch is back…..
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NewsThump@newsthumpSep 13
NEWS! Anthropic boss to slow down AI development after naked Austrian man steals his clothes, his boots and his motorcycle buff.ly/ZRDzWt5
Anthropic boss to slow down AI development after naked Austrian man steals his clothes, his boots...

Anthropic boss to slow down AI development after naked Austrian man steals his clothes, his boots...

Anthropic boss Dario Amodei has called for a slower pace in the development of artificial intelligence after a naked man with an Austrian accent stole his clothes, his boots and his motorcycle.

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The Trillion Dollar Bribe JonathanPie.com
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@Tetris_OfficialSep 4
P.S. The Tetris Company was not involved in the creation of ‘Build the Wall’. P.P.S. We take copyright infringement very seriously.
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Boss making you resign to save himself? Join a union.
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