@MootePoints

On tour nationally with the @bored_teachers. Former farm kid, former special ed teacher, hear my live on @Star94Atlanta every day from 3p to 7p

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This is legal for white dude dunks. We need a few steps to power up
Deadspin
@DeadspinOct 17
Travel?
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These influencer fights should be to the death
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@SinClipdOct 17
Jack Doherty KNOCKED OUT the IslandBoy 'Kodiyakredd' in the 1st Round at BrandRisk 😭🥊
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That’s not a travel… That’s how white dudes gear up to dunk
Legion Hoops
@LegionHoopsOct 16
Hugo Gonzalez with the nasty euro step.
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Maybe sit this one out Casey
Whiskey Riff
@WhiskeyRiffOct 16
Casey Anthony Tells Men To “Do Better” Following Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ Monologue whiskeyriff.com/2026/10/16/c… whiskeyriff.com/2026/10/16/c…

Casey Anthony Tells Men To “Do Better” Following Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ Monologue

A RIFF on what country is really about.

whiskeyriff.com
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Seattle’s offensive line clearly thought the game was on Sunday
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Nailing the moment in every way
MLB
@MLBOct 15
Cameramaxxing 😭
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It looks like they listened to me
Brian Moote@MootePointsOct 14
The Gov should cancel the one in December because we’re seeing a public execution already here in GA with what Ossoff is doing to Collins in these debates.
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The Gov should cancel the one in December because we’re seeing a public execution already here in GA with what Ossoff is doing to Collins in these debates.
Team Ossoff
@TeamOssoffOct 14
Ossoff to Collins: You voted to cover up the Epstein files. I want folks across the state to know this, when we took those votes, we knew that 14 and 15-year-old girls had been raped and trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein and his accomplices. He wouldn't vote to release those files until Donald Trump gave him permission. Have you ever spoken to those victims? Do you have, tonight, a message to Jeffrey Epstein's victims, after you voted to cover up that evidence, Mike?
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Big deal. I drop about 30 of them in front of my kid when I try to get through a Seuss book before bedtime
LateNighter
@latenightercomOct 11
Shane Gillis drops a live F-bomb on SNL
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Sen. Jon Ossoff is the kid in school who always reminded the teacher there was homework to collect and Rep. Mike Collins is the kid who never did any of it.
Senate Majority PAC
@MajorityPACOct 8
Jon Ossoff CALLS OUT Mike Collins for misusing tax dollars in his congressional office and failing to cooperate with a congressional investigation
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They also were aware that the Braves were batting .043 with runners in scoring position... They celebrated after game 1
Peter Appel
@PeterAppel23Oct 8
Dodgers celebrate beating the Braves like it’s a Tuesday in July
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I love how AI seems to have zero awareness of how trampolines work in videos.
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OptaSTATS
@OptaSTATSOct 8
The Braves went 1-for-23 (.043) with runners in scoring position in the series against the Dodgers. That's the second-lowest batting average with RISP in a postseason series in MLB history (min. 20 AB with RISP), behind only the Dodgers in the 1966 World Series (0-for-22).
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You know what’s worse than losing a playoff game? Losing for the rest of your life to your wife when you skip the north of your child for a game.
Jason Page
@TheBackPageOct 7
Wow... Padres place Mason Miller on the paternity list 45 minutes prior to a must-win Game 3 against the Brewers. Ok. You are playing in the postseason and your wife goes into labor. Are you going to watch her deliver the child or are you staying with the team?
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You gotta love guys in suits sitting in a studio questioning the toughness of a hall of fame football player. Pathetic take.
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 7
"Now he calls it quits, not before the season. Not in the offseason…four games into the 2026 season, a dude that has been in the league forever, sits back and says I need to focus on my mental health" – Stephen A. Smith on Lane Johnson retiring
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Also when he digs out a bad throw for the last out. That hurts too. Feels like treachery.
Brian Moote@MootePointsOct 7
Freddie Freeman solo shots feel like a grand slam… Also, double that pain when Olson strikes out #Nlds
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Freddie Freeman solo shots feel like a grand slam… Also, double that pain when Olson strikes out #Nlds
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That at bat by Tellez took ballz… Literally and figuratively
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The thing I root for hardest in life is someone doing a wheelie on a bike to crash at the peak of them thinking that they’re cool.
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Brian Moote retweeted
Sam Morril
@sammorrilOct 5
He’s back. Gotta give him props.
TMZ
@TMZOct 5
❤️‍🩹 EXCLUSIVE: Carrot Top spotted at church weeks after attempting suicide. 📸: Backgrid
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