Someone who knows the stairs are up to something...

Joined June 2021
Deadlock is a game the brings together the stupidest and smartest of gamers. But somehow my team always gets the stupid ones.
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No one is completely useless. They can always serve as a bad example. Me. I’m the bad example. Over here. No! Don’t run. I need to give you immoral support. Get back here. 🔪
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Went through about half of my old Minecraft worlds. There’s a surprising theme of priests, archery, horses and hidden cults. Also glowstone. So much floating glowstone.
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Yo, can we all agree that grabbing event staff is not alright.
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Booted up my OLD (prehistoric) computer to rip Minecraft worlds off of it. Start copying files. First time in a LONG time I started a download at “9 min remaining” got halfway through and I’m up to “15 min remaining”. I miss windows 7.
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You know what they say, the early nerd gets the “erm” 🤓
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Don't you love when you double check a bunch of stuff so nothing goes wrong later, but somehow everything goes wrong anyway? It's all fine though. We cope though the pain.
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Seeing a fresh construction site, with all the excavators and bulldozers taking a nap in the freshly turned soil, is really cute. They just get so tuckered out after their hard work they need a long sleeb. Truly majestic.
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Tomorrow when I wake up I want to be someone's problem.
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Everyone else is safe, I was a problem for one Rem in Deadlock with the sense of a broken pencil, the ego of a high school jock, and the fragility of a Prince Rupert's drop tail.
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I am never more disappointed in humanity then every time I catch my spouse eating still frozen gyoza.
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Went to a friend’s house to watch “the boy and the heron”. It was good. Started to head home when it was over. Turned out of the neighborhood, nearly hit a heron standing in the road. It followed me out of the movie.
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You ever have your entire existence rewritten by an artist with 5 minutes and free will? @cranberruu_
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I am taller than a paper clip btw.
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If you pit the average IQ of the building I am currently working in against an ice cube in a fair fight, The ice cube would win.
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Wait how do I tag myself when I was someone else? Seems like some Fishy Business #voidmoon I guess? Hi everyone. I promise I'm just as cringe irl.
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To clarify, I was nicked and skin changed for the role but they left my voice alone. So that was neat.
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And now, everyone’s favorite part of each event! With all the players now announced, who do you think will be this One Shot’s BIGGEST LOSER?
55%Moodeez
36%Chally
0%LemonPhrog
9%Whereismyjules
11 votes • Final results
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Announcing the 4th batch of players for One Shot (???) @CHALLY071515 @graavel @metasixtyfour @pezimistiic @MoonsReign Who will outlast the rest? Find out Saturday May 16th at 2PM EST!
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